Marie

That….that happened….

(ID in alt and under cut)

Are they gonna cut the body open? Oh, my god! Would you just stop talking? Just…shut your mouth. Please. What am I doing? How can you act like that? Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do? [Guys] The way you behave. Nobody will tell me. Because, it’s not OKAY for you to be asking these things!

But, I don’t understand!

telling Guillermo to run when it became clear the Baron wanted Guillermo dead.

following the Baron out of the room to beg for mercy for Guillermo in front of the entire roast. I cannot emphasize enough that he did this to save his familiar in front of a whole room of other vampires and Sean.

clutching Guillermo's sweater like a security blanket

cheerfully handing out glasses of blood and flat pepsi when everyone else in the room is aware that he has been metaphorically cuckolded by his familiar

cradling "Guillermo's" dead body and giving a whole speech about how much he meant to him. After refusing to let Guillermo touch him for four and a half seasons

oh btw i'm sleeping with your husband

I imagine at first they genuinely didn’t care/would forget what his name is, but after time it became more about them stubbornly refusing to admit that they care/know anything about him by pretending they really thought Gizmo was his name.

in s3 in his letter to nadja he says “guillermo is a damn good bodyguard, he will keep you safe”

in s4 when he’s finished psychoanalysing the guide he says something like “we’ve finally gotten to the bottom of this naked glistening guillermo business”

PLUS in s5 nandor goes “WHERE’S GUILLERMO???” and laszlo goes “gizmo is NOT here.”

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