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I donāt know who needs to hear this but you werenāt meant to be fucking skinny and thatās okay.
Being āfitā looks different on everybody.
Some body types will never ever be āskinnyā or āthinā unless theyāre malnourished. That is the fucking hill Iām willing to die on.
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the fact that itās toph specifically who speaks up on behalf of zuko + mentions hisĀ āmessed-up familyā has me feeling Emotions on this fine Saturday night.
anyone else: what avatar relationships are you into????
me, pointing at my elaborately engraved carving that saysĀ ātoph and zuko become found-family weird sibling buddies who are both intolerably snobby in a very aristocratic way to each other but like would actually Die for each otherā: oh, nothing in particular
toph reassuring zuko that heās done his uncle proud and then thumping him really hard in the arm is everythingĀ Ā i ever wanted from this friendship and also fictional media in general, thanks.
this is my funniest post because i accidentally replaced early with early.
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from an askReddit thread about wildest shit youāve seen at parties
shout out to my fave under-appreciated unbreakable transgender hero
The thing that gets me is he didnāt ASK for the impenetrable skin. Poseidon was just like ācool cool but you know what you need? skin of IRON. donāt worry bud itās on the houseā
soā¦ Poseidon made his trans boyfriend bulletproof.Ā alright.
Iāve been thinking about that last thing all day and
Iām pretty sure I have a new shipā¦
Sharing this here because everyone seemed to really like the first one and Iām so pleased with the way my dumb drawing came out
You know what the ABSOLUTE BEST PART of this is?
Caeneus wishes for a manās bodyā and Poseidon doesnāt sigh and half-ass it, doesnāt break up with him for no longer having a female form, doesnāt even simply carry out Caeneusās wish to the letter.
No no.
My boy Poseidon decides to give his boyfriend something EVEN BETTER just because.
Itās like he couldnāt contain himself; like he couldnāt even deal with how in love with Caeneus he was.
MALE FORM? DONE. WHAT ELSE CAN I GIVE MY LITERAL FAVE? I KNOW. I KNOW. I WILL MAKE SURE NO ONE CAN EVER, EVER HARM HIM. FOR ANY REASON. I WILL KEEP HIM SAFE EVEN BEYOND THE REACH OF GODS AND TIME. I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
Okay I donāt know if weāre all looking at the same image or not but it says that Caeneus was raped by posedion. It goes on to say that the wish was to have a male form so that they couldnāt be raped again. And then Poseidon proceeds to make a joke of it by giving him impenetrable skin, so that Caeneus canāt be penetrated. This isnāt a āoh by the by Iām trans and want to be seen as man physicalyā this is āoh hey so that no one every forces themselves upon me agian I want to not have a vagina.ā And if I have to explain the reason why the skin that canāt be penetrated, itās a joke about rape y'all :/ This isnāt Percy Jackson, itās actual Greek mythology and actual Greek mythology can be terrible.
Though I mean I do like this version that Tumblr has made, I feel like itās important to not bury the fact that this was a rape by making the these two male lovers. Letās have Caeneus be a trans icon separate from Posiedon if anything.
i was about to have a stroke because everyone was ignoring the RAPED BY POSEIDON part
listen, representation is good but please dontā¦. dont make them be lovers when it is pretty obvious poseidon was a huge piece of shit
I noticed that and was like increasingly becoming more uncomfortable as I went through the post
ok usually i donāt reblog discourse-y stuff but this is the WEIRDEST glitch i have seen on tumblr- some people are reading a post that has completely different wording than others
The wording here saysĀ āhe was abducted by Poseidon, who fell in love with him.ā So the implicated here is that he was first kidnapped, and afterwards Poseidon fell on love. But on mobile:
This is the version saysĀ āhe was raped by Poseidon.ā and that he wanted to be a manĀ āso that he may never suffer the same thing again.ā
I have no idea how this has happened. This is the same post, not edited, being viewed on the same blog, on desktop and mobile. Thereās discourse going on in the notes about the fanart, but the person who made it has probably only seen the desktop version and not the mobile version.Ā
This is such a wild glitchy discourse, Iām honestly fascinated by this. Neither side knows what the other is talking about.
This is INCREDIBLY weird. I see different versions when I switch between app and browser, too. How would that even happen? Did the OP upload one screencap and later updated it with a different screencap, and for some reason Tumblr is disseminating both images as one?
Anyway, thereās a lot of outrage in the notes that only makes sense if you see the mobile version. On mobile it appears that people are blithely romanticizing a rape when they are in fact interacting with an innocent version of the same postā¦ how weird.
(Note: there are a lot of versions of the same Greek myths that were often told very differently by different storytellers, so if people are free to create consensual and minimally creepy versions of Hades and Persephone, I think the same liberties should be permitted for other myths.)
Genuinely thought I was seeing the absolute worst of Tumblr before that explanation
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I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me
List of wild things in this video:
- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up āwhat to do if a dog has rabiesā
- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacherās podium
- Good Mythical Morning poster
- Inexplicable āNO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVEā sign
- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters āWBOEOADRSā in giant font on his computer screen
- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School
- The kid that yells āI hate them!ā enthusiastically
- A sign that says āNO FREAKINGā with a picture of two stick figures having sex
- Hand-painted āeducasion is overatedā poster
- The fact that the class knows to say āstanding byā when he tells them to stand by
- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog
- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise
- āDO YOUR BUCKING VOCABā
(hires a bunch of former Hillary Clinton campaign advisers to help me run my blog and within a week I've lost 90% of my followers and am about to get banned from the website) noooooo!!! NOOOOOO!!!!
this bit from hbomberguyās new video on climate denial is the funniest thing iāve ever seen
This post was how I got into Hbomberguy and honestly, heās the fucking BEST. Go watch all his shit, Now.
Iāve been into hbomberguy since his first Measured Response video (~FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS~) and I am SO GLAD that heās getting the recognition he deserves.Ā (he also didĀ āSherlock is Garbage and Hereās Why,ā which is ALSO funny as fuck)
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valentines day is coming up,, if you ever wanted to gift me a sword with a engraved romantic message,,, now is the time
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how many people could be working on actual problems in the world instead of being forced to do jobs that they are over-qualified for just because they dont want to go homeless and starve?
climate change is threatening to kill us and people with biology degrees are working at starbucks if they didnāt get lucky in the nepotism department.
capitalism is possibly the least efficient way to allocate work.Ā
You love artāhave spent your entire childhood developing a style people love and appreciate? you could possibly work to improve the lives of millions with your beautiful creations?
sorry you need to work 12 hours a day at a walmart that doesnāt need you while some billionaire who took a painting class once sells some ugly bullshit for 3.5 million.
Millions of people want to be doctors but canāt afford medical school, it is a well known fact we donāt have enough doctors for the demand. hmm wow real efficient capitalism.
āI am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einsteinās brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.ā - Stephen Jay Gould
Capitalism and wealth are bankrupt concepts.
