How Do I SFW

Here’s a little something just for fun! Why yes, I am gunning for this role. She’s one of my favorite characters.

Lyrics are based on this post here.

I voiced Her Imperious Condescension and Broadway Jake voiced Dirk. Confused yet? Good <3

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CONDESCE Well, well, well, what have we here? The Prince of Heart, huh? Oh, I’m really scared So you’re the human who’s woken up on Derse, ha, ha, ha You’re joking, you’re joking Let me see your eyes You’re joking me, you must be This can’t be the right guy He’s anime, he’s yaoi I don’t know which is worse I guess I’ll have to knock him off His highest, princely horse When the new Black Queen says You’re going to fail your mission You should pay attention now ‘Cause I’m the Condescension And if you aren’t bowing There’s something very wrong Because I won’t let you get away Once you’ve heard the Condesce song, Obey JACK NOIR Obey CONDESCE Obey DRACONIAN DIGNITARY Obey CONDESCE Obey DRACONIAN DIGNITARY Obey the Condescension CONDESCE Well if I’m feeling crafty And I’ve found that you’re awake I might just bake a special batch Of alpha children cake And don’t you know the dreamer That makes the whole thing work? A Crocker cake is not complete without a little Dirk DRACONIAN DIGNITARY Obey CONDESCE Oh, yes JACK NOIR Obey CONDESCE Ohhh JACK NOIR Obey CONDESCE Oh, yes, I’m the Condescension DIRK You like to think you're the mastermind? Well /I'm/ alive so /you're/ behind. Ya can't restrain the Strider bane, Cuz news flash Pinky, I'm the Brain. CONDESCE You’re joking, you’re joking I can’t believe this boy Lord English, are you hearing this? This nonsensical ploy It’s pathetic, it’s tiring Your blood is just so low So now, I think it's about time That I turn you into dough DIRK Every human has this blood color... CONDESCE I guess that means you all should die then. Ha ha. Ohhhhhh On 2x3 prong day The whole world’s fate was sealed Because I’m a mean Dersite Queen And I change the playing field It’s much more fun, I must confess When the advantage becomes all mine I’ll take you all out, one by one And this game’ll turn out fine DIRK Just abandon your goals Oh Queen of Trolls You're on the shit list of the destroyer of souls CONDESCE Oh, human, you’re something The facade that you present Only shows that you just do not know Who you are up against It’s worse than you imagine You haven’t got a prayer How do you expect to outrun him When he is already there? Ha ha ha Good luck~ DIRK Suck my dirk... 

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i'm going to explode.