For the ship thing, even tho it ain't popular / canon, Roxy x meenah??
you know, this is one of those ships that I never really think about, but when I do, it’s good?
Drinks all of the coffee
meenah probably. it’s one of her favourite human inventions.
Brings up adopting a pet
roxy. she doesn’t so much bring it up as… she shows up with a new cat in tow every once in a while
Kills the bugs
if you think meenah wouldn’t take joy in crushing smaller insectoid creatures you’re wrong
Cooks the meals
they’re probably both more inclined to takeout tbh? an average evening has them eating from styrofoam boxes, standing up in the kitchen while having a bitchfest about the stupid people they had to deal with that day.
like, there’s a reason meenah’s alt self created a baking empire that championed easy cake mixes: that’s the only way she can bake one without causing a disaster.
Starts getting into holidays way before they should
roxy! she’s one of those people who puts up decorations for every. single. holiday.
Initiates the couple selfies
both, but meenah is best at adding blingees and filters
Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries
meenah, but in the way that she remembers at the last minute and manages to pull off a “babe, i’m your present” (eyerolls ensue)
Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping
mmboth… moreso meenah, but roxy probably buys a lot of candy and gaming snacks?
Nicknames the other
i’m sure meenah manages to make a fish pun out of roxy’s name somehow, but that’s the extent of her nicknaming. roxy, on the hand, makes dozens.
