Cora not over Loki

So a request from @havenoffandoms! It’s been so long since I uploaded and I’m trying to get back at this again now… I feel like the headcanons are getting way longer, more like a short drabble-ish? oh and a little bit of breeding/pregnancy kink is showing for Robert eheheh I guess some will like, some will hate, right?

Tom Hiddleston

You and Tom are married for almost a year now, but you weren’t planning on your pregnancy since both of you were really busy. During another hectic week, you suddenly get sick every morning. For a couple of days, you and Tom think it’s nothing serious and try to stick to your schedule. But after the fourth day, you finally remember that drunken night a few weeks back and hurry back to the house with the pregnancy test. And what do you know, you’re knocked up. You come out of the toilet to find Tom cutting up vegetables in the kitchen. You hug him from behind and whisper, “Well you finally put the bun in the oven.”

Not looking over, he said, “I didn’t have any plans to bake this evening- oh… oh…”

Both of you stand still and he let go of the knife. He doesn’t say anything for a few seconds, leaving you in a silent panic. Then he slowly turns around to face you, still in your arms, and softly asks, “You’re pregnant?”

You nod, almost crying out of happiness and fear. Tears are threatening to fall, but Tom catches them before they could. He then breaks out a gigantic smile, pulling you into a bone-crushing hug and lifting you off the ground. “I- I’m going to be a father, Y/N, eheh, oh god, I, thank you so much darling! I never thought I would be this happy, it’s, oh- we’ve got to tell our family about this!”

When he lets you go, you see him grabbing his phone and telling the news giddily to his mother. He could have never looked so happy.

Loki Laufeyson

So after a few years of carefully talking about the issue, you and Loki decide to have a baby. You’ve been trying for a couple of months now and you come out of the toilet with the result in your hand. Loki is impatiently waiting on the edge of the bed, frowning with his foot tapping the floor. He looks up wide-eyed and said, “So?”

You reply quietly, “…We did it, Loki.”

He smiles nervously, then chuckles while he got up and pulled you into a slow hug. 

“So… an heir…”

You can feel the fear in his voice and heartbeat. Although you had planned the pregnancy, Loki is still overwhelmed about the fact that he was going to be a father. The responsibility that weighed on his shoulders pulled him back from feeling giddy about the situation. 

“You are going to make a great father. The prince or princess would be so happy.”

“Am I not the prince?”

“My king, it was the baby I was talking about.”

Thomas Sharpe

You were still a few months in your marriage when Thomas talked about having a child. You also wanted to have a child of your own, but never have you thought that your husband would propose the idea so soon. But every moon you failed, and now you’ve reached three years of trying to conceive a baby. 

You’ve tried everything, tried every position, every medicine, but nothing seemed to work. The countless doctors you visited said you were certainly not infertile- and without any cause, they sent you back to try again. 

One night, another cycle coming up, you were weeping against Thomas’s chest. “I’m sure it’s not going to work this time either, darling husband. Maybe we are not meant to be parents.”

“Nonsense, my heart, do you hear yourself?”

“It’s been three years, I am never going to be with child.”

“No, let’s try one more time. Another moon is coming up. Please, darling.”

Miraculously, the doctor tells you you are in fact pregnant this time, and you fly up the stairs to where Thomas was sitting by the fire, slightly dozing off. You wake him and excitedly tell him the good news. “I am with child, Thomas! With child! Oh, darling, can you believe it? We’ve got to set up a nursery, and-”

He is a bit confused for a few seconds but comes to his senses as he caught up about what you are so excited about. Your husband smiles widely then cups your face and kisses you gently for you to calm down. He kisses you with that wide smile, and you kiss him back laughing. Then he kneels down to kiss your stomach.

“What a miracle we made.” He says as he hugs your hips with his arms.

Adam

As a vampire, Adam surely deemed impossible for him to impregnate you, a mortal. But both of you never thought about it even when Adam turned you into a vampire as well. Being a vampire was pretty weird at first, with your morning sickness(more of an evening sickness) and missing period. You thought they were normal, but Adam pointed out one night, “You’re late.”

“Huh?”

“Your menstruation.”

“But I’m a vampire.”

“I made you a vampire, not bloodless.”

You think for a moment, then bolt out to the 24-hour store to get a pregnancy test, not even listening to Adam. You speed back in the apartment and slam the bathroom door. On the other side of the door, Adam fully understood what was going on. He should have noticed when you started secretly spewing away in early evenings. How could he have been so thoughtless? He plops down on the floor facing the bathroom door, but a few minutes pass and he hears you sobbing. 

With a knock, he asks, “Darling… Let me see you.”

No answer.

“My love-”

“What’s going to happen to me?”

“I- To be honest, I’m not sure myself.”

“I’m not ready to be a mother, Adam.”

“Neither am I, but we haven’t got a choice, my love…”

James Conrad

“Hello? James?”

You get a call from your boyfriend when you are just getting in your car. You had a doctor’s appointment an hour ago because you didn’t feel so well for the last few days. Turns out you are pregnant. You don’t recall any time when you and James forgot to use protection. Maybe the condom broke, you have no clue how it happened. 

“Princess? How was the checkup?”

“I’m on the road, can I tell you when I get back home?” You tell him with a shaky voice. Not having the confidence to talk to him nonchalantly without slipping the news out, you wrap up the conversation quickly.

“All right, see you soon baby.”

For the whole car ride, you ponder about how you’re going to tell your boyfriend, not to mention how he’s going to react, and how you’re going to react to how he reacted. Thoughts cloud up your head until you find yourself in the driveway of your house with your phone ringing next to you. Again, it’s James.

“Hello?” You reply as you get out of the car.

“Hey, when do you think you’re arriving? Thought we might order in, what do you wanna get?”

“I’m in the driveway. I was thinking of Italian, cooking or ordering, I don’t mind.” “Mmm, you want wine with that, baby?”

“A hard pass…” You tell him as you get your keys to your front door.

“Why? You love your wine.”

“Um…” You say as you open the door.

“Yeah?” Came his reply through the phone.

“Um… I’m pregnant?”

“What?”

He was standing right in front of you in the hallway. Mouth open, he stares at you.

“Yeah…”

“How are you feeling?” He asks carefully as he steps up and hugs you tight in his arms.

“How do you feel?” You ask back. 

“I… Realistically speaking, I wasn’t ready for this, but I don’t want an abortion either.”

“We keep it then?”

“Yes, princess… And maybe we should throw a wedding while we’re at it?”

“Are you proposing to me right now?”

“We need a kingdom for our baby, don’t we, princess?”

Robert Laing

Robert always wanted you pregnant, since he found pregnant women so attractive. After some consideration you finally allow him to ‘put a baby in you’. You didn’t expect much from the first few tries, since Helen, your neighbor said that she had been trying for nearly 6 months to conceive her child. But a few weeks pass and Robert brings home a pregnancy test. 

When you tell him he could come in after you finished peeing on the stick, he sits next to you on the bathroom stool just talking about how the day was while both of you wait for the result. 

Positive. 

You are pretty shocked you were knocked up at first try. “Two stripes, baby.”

With a content chuckle, Robert pulls you into his lap and starts to shower you in kisses, keeping his hand on your belly. 

“Never thought you could be more beautiful than you were a few minutes before, darling. I can’t wait for you to swell up with my child. What Mother Nature gives… oh, darling… Thank you.”

“Your breeding kink, Robert…” You sheepishly say with a slight chuckle.

“How about a celebration?” Robert asks as his hand on your stomach slides under your shirt, slowly pushing the fabric upwards.

You know original characters and new characters casually chilling in the avengers facility with their everyday shenanigans, occasionally going on missions and all that. Tbh we all deserve that. I DEMAND THIS MARVEL

loki: You can’t. Honest to Valhalla, you can’t. I will stab you in the back and run without remorse. What you can trust is that Thor is being a pain in the ass to me right now, and I do not tolerate pains in my ass.

steve: language!

A/n: I don’t know what to call this exactly but probably professor AU headcanon? Basically which majors the Daddies would teach if they were a professor and how their classes would be. In my defense, I haven’t been to all classes mentioned in the headcanon so please understand if I get any detail wrong🌿

Tom Hiddleston

We all know that he is a sucker for English literature, so he would be teaching just that. His classes would be passionate, with vibrant attitude towards each students. As caring as he is, he also would have strong opinions about some particular subjects, ahem Shakespeare. So if you ever wanted to indulge in a little bit of free time in Professor Hiddleston’s class (why tho?), just whip out the ol’ “Some say that Shakespeare didn’t write all those plays, do you agree professor?”, and he would go ballistic over this, talking like a maniac for the whole period. All of the students would love him. Aw so soft

Loki

As the God of lies and all that, he certainly knows how the conscious psyche works and how to manipulate it. I see the famous ‘Professor Laufeyson’ as a psychology professor. Probably, and ironically in forensic psychology, because he was once the criminal mind himself and he is also capable of understanding minds when it comes to juridical decisions. Loki would definitely be one of those teachers who scare the shit out of you but turns out to be sarcastic and witty. He sometimes likes to play mind games on students to show as an example. Most students would like him but some who suffered from his snarky remarks would beg to differ.

Thomas Sharpe

Probably a physics professor with all that inventions and passion towards them. His classes would be standard, but he would love showing his students what he did on the side, too. So his room would be filled with little knick-knacks he created in his free time and he especially loves it when students come by and ask him about his inventions. Surprisingly the kind that would give little toys that he made to faculty staff for their birthdays. Generally everyone would love Professor Sharpe, with his soft-speaking voice and well-taught classes. But some might say his classes are a bit boring for their taste.

Adam

Okay so I don’t think anyone would oppose on the fact that Adam would teach music if he was a professor. I don’t know how classes work when you’re a music major but after what I’ve gathered I think Adam would teach in something like production. Adam would be that professor who asks you to call him by his first name, and who likes to keep stuff casual. His classes would be a bit free, like there is a slight possibility that you might gossip in class with your friend and not be caught. Don’t get me wrong, he knows with his defined hearing senses but as long as the class isn’t disturbed, he wouldn’t call you out. But his pet peeve is a big factor in his class. Hates it when students mistreat instruments regardless of who’s they are. Oh, and he is a bit picky about his taste too. In general students think he’s cool but not cool enough to hang out after classes. I guess scary cool? Is that even a thing I don’t know

James Conrad

I don’t see James as someone who would teach but if I had to pick, I would see him as a geology professor because he knows well about the Earth’s structure and the basic environments of specific ecosystems. Professor Conrad would be hard to approach, since his classes seem to be a bit stiff. But he is very caring towards his students, especially the ones who have passion but are having a hard time catching up. He is the kind who sees potential in people and who encourages them to keep going. So students who have seen his caring side would definitely stan him, but the ones who just go to his classes and leave wouldn’t know what all the hype is about.

Robert Laing

We see in High Rise that he teaches physiology. So there’s that. This is probably somewhere in between canon and headcanon. His classes are precise and very strict, as in there are many protocols to follow and he is very stoic about stuff. You could say that his classes are quiet most of the time but every now and then some kid might ask a weird question and the tension would ease by everyone chuckling softly. His classes are serious rather than boring, but half the times students enjoy going to them and the other half are really intimidated.