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Possibly in Michigan is a creepy short film/music video about two women who are stalked through the mall. The video was made by Cecilia Condit in 1983. No one knows why it was made or what the meaning really is. Some have suggested that it is about love bring harmful or lesbianism with the masked man representing prejudice. Whatever the meaning is the video is surreal and unnerving, making it go viral on many different social networks. The film is considered to be haunted by some small circles online, but this is not a common response. Many people have tried to understand the message and consider the video to be a good example of surreal horror.

It’s September 2 y’all. And a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks is 380 calories.

So I decided to make my own. And it’s 10x less the amount of the Starbucks version: 38 calories. And you know what, it tastes really fuckin good!! So without further ado:

Ingredients:

-1 cup unsweetened almond milk (30)

-¼ cup coffee (2)

-1 Tbsp pumpkin puree (6)

-½ tsp pumpkin pie spice

-½ tsp cinnamon

-½ tsp vanilla

-sweetener

Directions:

Mix milk and pumpkin puree in a small pot on low heat until combined. Mix in rest of ingredients and cook for 5 more minutes. Using a fine strainer, pour mixture into a mug. And you’re all done!!

Notes:

-I used 3 Splenda packets to sweeten mine. You can use more/less- whatever you like

-If you don’t strain the mixture, your going to be sucking up the spices and it will make the drink significantly less enjoyable so yeah lol

-ICED VERSION: just throw all the ingredients in a blender and pour over ice! Don’t forget to strain that shit!

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