'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

they should make shopping for cables easier i think. there should be a service where you pick the ends, you pick the length of cable, you pick the like. color and texture of the cable (shitty plastic, nicely woven, bare metal, whatever) and then they make it and ship it to you for a reasonable fee

they should also invent an IPAD that can JERK YOU OFF

i have good news. for you

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

i can't believe i still use tumblr in 2023 i feel like an old guy who stubbornly refuses to get a mobile cuz house phones work perfectly fine. and he's right

Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

getting older for me has just been realizing how important it is to check the weather forecast ever day

rain from 4 to 8 today? gotta make sure i tell every person i see

She absolutely thought that was gonna be some kind of sick fucking burn but it was not

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love