i pirate movies by reading the synopsis then subconsciously have the movie play out in my dreams when i sleep. untraceable. hollywood can’t stop me.

no. you know what? fuck you. *uncaramelizes your onions*

I want this back again

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

crazy frog was right... whats going on</3

help girl they threw me into the burial mounds

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

voted time magazine’s #1 limpest wrist of the century

Being 20+ is basically a constant question of “am I doing enough” and the answer always being a solid ‘no’

weed doesn’t make your thoughts more creative or deep it just lowers your standards for thoughts that you find mindblowing imo.

like i have nothing against weed, i think it is very fun, i just think we all have to face the truth that when we smoke it we are not so much enlightening ourselves as we are undergoing temporary bimbofication. thank you for reading.

girl I’ll make you perceive shrimp colours