Cookies & Cons

"there's peace in music, yeah" boy shut the fuck up😭😭😭😭

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

This is like one of those riddle-of-the-Sphinx loopholes, like “I can only be defeated by a younger brother who is first born of his family” and this clown rolls up like “BUDDY, HAVE I GOT A STORY FOR YOU…” 

If you haven’t seen this before, it is an art piece done entirely with thread! I can’t recall the artist, but it still fascinates me… it is so luminous and ethereal.

You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

your honor who gives a fuck. like for real