The goose should steal back the common.

do I love cramming expletives into the middle of words? oh abso the fuck lutely

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can still use it for banana bread

Chestnut - e/e

can grief stop hiding in the half smoked cigarettes my impoverished father would've farmed from the cracks in the sidewalk outside of a convenience store? the same half smoked cigarettes that eventually killed him of lung cancer? that he insisted on taking secret puffs of until he literally couldn't breathe anymore? it's an ironically cruel place for a fond memory to be

If at first you don't succeed, put it back in the microwave for a minute thirty

I promise this post makes sense

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

Verified ✔️

oh what in the hell

You are so lucky.

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when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard