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me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down
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you ever have 8,045 bad mental health days in a row
you ever have 8,046 bad mental health days in a row
thats 22 years of bad mental health are you okay
you ever have 8,050 bad mental health days in a row
Theyâre deactivated now and I really hope they are okay, but my nihilism is telling me something else. :(
nah i just changed urls a few times. i came out and transitioned, graduated college, and got an amazing girlfriend who lights up my life. i had to delete the queued update to this post that said 8400 days for my 23rd birthday because iâm in a really good place right now.
to everyone struggling: it really does get better.
Wholesome.
ladies and gentlemen, youâre now experiencing an emotional turbulence. please buckle up and relax; it will be over shortly. sorry for the discomfort youâre feeling and enjoy the rest of the journey called life.Â
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her sister: *has the exact same face and body*
her sister has the exact same face and body but sheâs got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.
Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole
i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas

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why loki gotta be so gREASY
today I learned the Avengersâ Chinese nicknames and now Iâm crying
CAP BIG TITS
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These are actually shrews!! They all hold onto the base of each otherâs tails and travel in a line so they donât get lost from their mother while out in the open! ((What makes it even better; these little groups are referred to as caravans!))
Thanks mom.
Believe it or not that stuff costs the company money to have and they need to ring it out to keep their inventory balanced. The first one is even accounted for, itâs just baked into the price of your meal so you donât see it. So yeah, any additional sauces will cost extra.Â

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I had to spend $300 on a new car key because I left them in an Uber and the driver refuses to return them for some reason. Iâm going back to Lyft. Itâs more expensive in the moment, but the $3 more I wouldâve spent on a Lyft was $296 less than what I ended up spending on the uber that still wonât return my property.
So they holding your keys hostage? What kind of shit is that
You should be able to contact uber directly not just the driverâŚbut the driver shouldnât just be holding your stuffâŚ
Thatâs super fucked up
@blvckgeezus essentially, yes
@christinaleannaruth I reached out to uber. They know he has my keys but there apparently isnât anything they can do about him refusing to return them đ¤ˇđžââď¸
Is the Uber driver giving an explanation for why he wonât return them?
When I called him, he yelled at me that he was driving and hung up right after. Uber told me to give it 24 hours to see if he reaches back out.
@momo-mania I reached back out to uber because the driver is ignoring my calls. They sent him a message. Guess I have to wait another 24 hours.
Update: I just need to give it another 24 hours.
And Uber doesnât have a fucking call line, so I guess he gets to keep my motherfucking keys
What kinda fuckery is this?
This may be a stupid question but; have you considered contacting the police? Refusing to return your property is as good as theft, surely?
Nopes. Police only recover keys if its an industrial building. I called non emergency today and they said it would be useless to file a police report. Iâve exhausted every measure. Social media, uber support, the police, all of it. And none of it worked. đđđ
dude wonât even mail them?
UPDATE 3/16/18
Uber blocked my access to the âhelpâ and âprevious tripsâ tabs in the app. I can no longer reach out to them through the app and - if I hadnât already screenshotted his info - Iâd have no access to my uber drivers name and license plate.
PLEASE switch over to Lyft guys. Uber has made it ridiculously clear that they do not care about the safety and well-being of their riders
An Uber driver stole my phone. I got in contact with him a day or two after it happened and he just said âyou can get it but only if you come by yourselfâ. I tried contacting Uber again and again and even reported himâŚbut the nigga still has my old phone. Itâs cool though, karma will get him.
I went in to try and report him and uber had blocked me soooooo đ¤ˇđžââď¸ I guess they rock w him. Iâve tried to explain that this man has access to my house and car so many times and I guess they were like âwe sure are tired of this bitchâŚâŚ blockedâ
Aw hell nah! thatâs some bullshit. I would call Al Sharpton, Help Me Howard, Iyanla Fix My Life, TMZ, shit someone to make this publicly known đ¤ˇđżââď¸
I had an uber driver openly solicited me for sex, after I made a clear refusal. So yeah uber drivers are usually trash
I dmed the CEO. Wish me luck on a reply yâall.
Oh hey, my keys are being dropped off at a hub. And all I had to do was reach out for a week straight, contact uber support via social media, have several friends blast them across all of social media, file complaints with the BBB and the AG, dm the CEO, and call their critical emergency number. Thanks for your impeccable customer support, Uber. I will never use your shit service again.
This post blew up over the last week with questions and several horrifying stories of Ubers yâall have taken, so I wanted to update just in case I hadnât.
Couple things: One, yes, I did get my keys back. After about two weeks of messaging back and forth, trying to find new avenues to reach Uberâs support and having plates ran, i got my keys. The car key doesnât start my car anymore, just grinds the engine, so Iâm inclined to believe sometime during my separation from them, they were deactivated or something. I know that I SHOULD change the locks. But I donât have another $300 to go to a locksmith to do that.
Two, yâall have posted some downright horrifying stories and it really made me think about how hard I had to search to get an actual phone number. But yâall listen: Uber has a secret phone number. Its a âcritical emergencyâ line and they definitely hung up on me when I called it, but I had a location for my keys about 30 minutes after.
I tussled with sharing it, because itâs supposed to be the 911 of Uber, but then, after reading all the stories and realizing yâall have been in perilous situations and that the drivers that put you in them are still earning money by putting people in danger, I realized Uber doesnât give a shit. If itâs supposed to be Ubers 911, everyone should know it. I canât guarantee if youâve lost something this will work, but if your driver is/was erratic, or threatened you, or harmed you, their number is 800-353-UBER. Itâs 24 hours. They may or may not hang up on you. But itâs what I did, and - I know just not uber/lyfting isnât an option for most of us - Iâd suggest it for yâall too.
800-353-UBER
800-353-UBER
800-353-UBER
800-353-UBER
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