cruel intentions â sentence meme
CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES
âGod forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.â
âDo you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?â
âIâm the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself!â
âSo thereâs your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you inâŚor are you out?â
âWhat shall we toast to?â
âSilly rabbit. My triumph isnât over them. Itâs over you.â
âYou were very much in love with them. Youâre still in love with them.â
âIt amused me to make you ashamed of it.â
âYou gave up the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.â
âDonât you get it? Youâre just a toy. A little toy I like to play with.â
âSo I assume youâve come here to make arrangements? But unfortunately, I donât fuck losers.â
âMost people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something youâve never experienced?â
âI just donât think people should experience the act of love until they are in love.â
âI didnât meant to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.â
âThe only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover. Oof!â
âThis sure doesnât take like an iced tea.â
âYup. Then I fucked your daughter.â
âWell, Iâm in love.â
âThey told me they loved me, and I believed them.â
âWould you cut your psycho-babble bullshit!â
âThereâs pictures of me on the internet!â
âMy advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.â
âBut that would make me a slut, wouldnât it?â
âWell I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.â
âI donât know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm Iâve caused you.â
âThe truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.â
âMy whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in othersâ misery.â
âI succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved.â
âPlease give me another chance. Iâm a wreck without you.â
âYou spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and youâre going to turn your back on it.â
âBut you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that youâve turned your back on love.â
âAnd that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.â
âAnd how are things down under?â
âE-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.â
âThat little wager of yours? Count me in.â
â What are the terms?â
âIn English? Iâll fuck your brains out.â
âBecause Iâm the only person you canât have, and it kills you.â
âYouâve got yourself a bet, baby!â
âEverybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.â
âWhy canât we be together?â
âYou wanna know why? Because I donât trust myself with you.â
âYou could be a model. Itâs too bad youâre not sexy.â
âKeep your legs together. This isnât Jamaica.â
âIntroduce them to your world of sex, drugs and⌠what else do you do?â
âMy God. You are completely pussy-whipped.â
âWhat happened to us?â
âYouâre in love with them, you donât love me anymore.â
âHmm, quite the predicament youâre in.â
âWell let me tell you something, people donât change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it.â
âNot only will you ruin your reputation, youâll destroy theirs.â
âI know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.â
âItâs not like you have a husband - unless youâre married to Jesus.â
âItâs not you, itâs meâŚIâm completely fucked up.â
âI thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie.â
âI just wanted to see what you were like in bed.â
âI wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.â
âYouâre such a coward! Look at yourself!â
âDonât touch me! Donât touch me! Donât fucking touch me!â
âI canât stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, Iâm completely infatuated.â
âItâs okay. You can laugh. I promise not to tell anyone.â
âOkay, letâs try it again only this time Iâm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And thatâs what first base is.â
âThey took down my pants and started writing the alphabet with their tongue.â
âIâve been very well-informed of your reputation.â
âYou promise people the world in order to get them into bed with you.â
âRelationships seem too distracting. Iâd rather concentrate on my studies.â
âGet your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life!â
âHow can someone so charming be so manipulative?â