ONLY A FOOL ARGUES WITH HIS DOCTOR

to this day I maintain that the reason Sherlock told John he was married to his work is because all of the sudden this hot soldier boy he just met was smiling at him and licking his lips during a candlelight dinner and he gay panicked

imagine seeing this and not immediately knowing deep in ur soul that this is a gay man

Um, yeah I wrote a ficlet based on this. It’s unashamedly porn. But hey, it’s the pilot, of course it’s pure smut. It’s over on AO3.

John, a literal army veteran and surgeon who has been trained rigurously both in his field and as a soldier just taking a whole ass nap on day 1 of his job, keeping sick people waiting, and burdening his boss with his entire workload before asking her out for a date he can’t actually afford and nearly gets her killed on

My favorite “WTF” move.