(@brainwcrk ; i just had to.)
Imogene,
If you've found this letter, then my predictions were (of course) correct, and you did infact take my dressing gown with you. Unusually sentimental of you, but I must admit I'm quite touched.
Now do please stop rolling your eyes. I am well aware that 1. You are only going to be away for four days and 2. I can get near-instant gratification by sending you a text message, but I simply thought that this would be a touch more dramatic. Not nearly as dramatic as stealing your brother's clothes, but here we are.
You're currently composing... Something... Downstairs on the piano. It does sound lovely, if a touch too melancholy. Ease back on the ebony, sister mine. I know you're going to miss me, but surely there will be enough at the cottage to keep you occupied. If not, well... You have an awfully good imagination. Use it. And failing that, just keep your mobile phone switched on. I predict a few restless nights for the pair of us.
I don't expect you to write back, seeing as you'll probably beat your reply home, but do let me know when you've found it. I'd quite like to revel in my own smugness.
What did I say about rolling your eyes?
Sherlock
p.s. Granny keeps a stash of cigarettes and brandy behind the biscuit tin in the far left cupboard above the draining board. I'm wagering that there'll be more there than when I last checked, seeing as she pocketed Dad's hip flask on New Year's Eve. Nothing says seeing in the millennium like a blossoming drink problem well into your 80s. You can thank me properly when you get home.

















