just so you all know the attic poll has reached instagram now. there's no escaping

crack fic covering the entirety of holster and jack's brief situationship called "5 times holster almost outed jack and 1 time jack outed holster"

#not like maliciously holster just has zero cooth #trying to brag abt hooking up to rans who doesn't believe him bc no name and holster just barely holds himself back from telling him #getting weirdly jealous and drunk hearing about parse showing up to epikegster the previous year and almost tells someone but he passes out #complaining to shitty abt all the mixed signals bc he assumes shitty knows (shitty knows nothig and has no idea what is being talked about) #finally after they end it holster announces he hooked up w esther shapiro at team breakfast to make jack jealous #jack says in front of everyone 'huh. so you're bi.' and goes back to his cornflakes or w/e

Thinking abt how omgcp made it canon that jack and holster briefly fucked but never made it canon that holster and ransom are gay in love like what the fuck 💀

@jaskierstransmascswag yeah but where???? Is it??? I've been around for 5+ years and this is the first time hearing this what omg

Yea thats because i lied

i spent all day on this & it’s finally done. come take my which check please character are you quiz <3

was gonna wonder if b shitty knight is irish catholic but let’s be real, his family is old school protestant. he probably has a relative who converted to marry into the kennedy family though. 

You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?