silly goose central

no i'm gonna fucking cry actually. you're macklin celebrini. you were the top goal scorer at your first olympics, which you attended as the youngest nhl player in team canada history. you remain the only nhl player and the youngest player to score in a penalty shootout at the olympics. you fucking lose the gold medal game. you go back to the nhl and pretty much single-handedly drag your rebuilding team into the playoff race. you become the franchise record holder in only your second nhl season, and you finish the season as the 4th top points scorer in the league behind guys with 8+ years of experience on you. your team just barely loses out on the playoffs. you go to the world championships, you're named captain over your literal idol sidney crosby. you go to worlds because you want to win something for once. the first game you lose is the fucking semi-final.

the whole getting down on your knees and opening your mouth to be poured beer into by your teammate is some incredibly lesbian shit (affectionate) if you ask me

No longer caught up in the joy of the moment instead am lezzing out over Roque and Dubois backwards hats in the same frame

the high degree of goalie talent in this league is sooooo awesome until you get to playoffs and every game goes into quintuple overtime because they're all refusing to give up a single goal

i was born in the right generation because i love the internet and hockey rpf

are they lovers? worse. they have an athletic article about their friendship

being a male professional athlete is an ontological sin the weight of which can only be balanced by having the sports rpf bloggers do some truly heinous shit to you in the google docs