hazel

transfem noelle is kinda growing on me as a headcanon because like. im imagining a depressed and dysphoric baby noelle desperate for change, working up the courage to come out only to watch in horror as she slides seamlessly from the "perfect son" to "perfect daughter" role. because at the end of the day, a noelle is just a noelle, regardless of the coat of paint

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

Nothing funnier than realizing you've been imagining a total different image in someone's pfp the entire time than what it actually is just based vaguely from shapes and colours

every time trump does something just because he can there are always democrats in the comments of the articles asking "how is this legal???" and how many times are you going to ask that question. literal lucy with the football shit

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over