I'm happy

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what do you mean i can’t read every book, study every academic subject, taste every food, live in every city in every country, visit every museum, listen to every single song ever produced, learn every language, meet every interesting person, memorize every particle of knowledge to ever exist ???

I think more people need to learn the phrase "I don't know enough about that to have a strong opinion" its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations

its ok if you actually do know a lot about the thing and/or have strong opinions about it btw. you can just lie

@elliteracy is also so right #it’s playing a genre-defining role in a fantasy series as a youth#and then spending the rest of their careers specifically and selectively playing the weirdest little men they can find

opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun

REGULAR REMINDER THAT IT IS COMMON COURTESY TO SEND AN ASK TO THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED AN ASK GAME FROM !! THIS PART OF TUMBLR CULTURE HAS BEEN LOST OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS SO PLEASE KEEP ASKS GAMES ALIVE BY SENDING ASKS !!

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

They’re so fucking adorable. This domestic banter has been sorely missed. Just spontaneous chatting. I’m dead.

nothing says 'i love you' more than 'it made me wanna swear' coming from Phil Lester

Every computer needs a cleaning keyboard mode where the keys are inactive while you wipe them down

Turn off the computer

unplug the keyboard

Wallow in filth

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