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I had sex with %appdata%

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if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

Pardon?

I said if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

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Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

i should fuck my xbox

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Just found out that "two fingers of whiskey" does not mean slowly caressing the bottle and gently teasing its hole until that beautiful decanter of delicious brown liquid can take you inside itself and moans your name into your shoulder but does in fact just mean two ounces

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

can you put that on a coaster

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

I think I'd love to get knocked up by a computer and have its little computer babies and then have a little virtual family in our little virtual home

"computers don't get wet" baby ive been eating compussy since 2017.

I want to have hox sex with cumputers I mean cumdumputers I mean cummyputers I mean computers

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