Harley Quinn + Hyenas Budsie and Louie 🖤❤️
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Harley Quinn + Hyenas Budsie and Louie 🖤❤️

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Harley: *Shining a flashlight under the bed*
Harley: Jonny aree you ready to come out and socialize with people?
Jonathan: *Demonic screeching*
Harley: Understandable, have a good day.
I might be a little bit of a fan
“Pulling off a clown disguise to reveal he’s still a clown underneath” is hands-down the funniest thing the Joker ever did
Family Portrait Recently, Tony S. Daniel has tweeted an unused page (26 April 2020) that he had done for Detective Comics #1000 (top). Fourteen members of the Bat Family has been depicted – well thirteen members and a dog, just arranged differently. While I like the arraignment of the unpublished pages slightlyy better, I like the close up focus of the published pages better – it seems more intimate – more like a family portrait. Image Source:
“Batman’s Greatest Case”, Detective Comics #1000 by Tony S. Daniel

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DC Comics: So we’re rebooting our continuity again, and this time–
Me, freed: Choose-your-own-canon from now on, got it.
DC: No, the new stuff is the REAL–
Me: Like Build-a-Bear. Build-a-Batman. I love it, brilliant. I barely enjoyed listening to you anyway.
{ like if you plan on using any of these, please do not claim as your own. c:@blackcat-creations }
bonus:
Joker: Batman has spoiled my plans for the last time!
Harley: Yeah, the last time today, maybe…
Batman: The Animated Series
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#how to get over someone, a 10 step program by Harley Quinn
BONUS:
Suicide Squad #4 (2020)
written by Tom Taylor art by Daniel Sampere, Juan Albarran, & Adriano Lucas
Barb smiled, still petting the hyenas. "...Hey, do you wanna go get something to eat?" She asked, looking up at Harley with a small head tilt. "I imagine the food in Arkham isn't great..."
Harley blinked a little, before quickly nodding. “Oh, yeah! ‘Course! That’d be great,” she grinned. “It really isn’ very good at all, honest— Y’guessed right theeeere.”
She chuckled. "Any ideas for where? I don't really know much about Gotham..."
Harley paused, quickly flipping through her mental index of restaurants, but... Most were mafia covers or terrified of her. Neither option she liked, at least with Barb.
“Uuuuhm... How aboooout...” Struggling. “... ‘Kay, I’m gonna level with you. Most restaurants here are mafia covers, soooo... Ain’t sure you wanna go to one of those—“
"Oh. Funnn~" She chuckled nervously, then thought for a second. "...Ooh! My hotel room has a little baby kitchen, we could try to cook~"
“Oooh, we could!” She chimed cheerily. “... I ain’t exactly the beeest cook, but... Hey! Could be fun to tryyyyy— Even if it’ll take forever,” Harley giggled.
"Yeahh, neither am I... But it's worth a shot!" She giggled. "To the store?"
“To the store~!” She agreed, flashing a little sideways smile. “We shooould be able ta make somethin’!”
"Hopefullyyy!" She giggled, and stood up (still petting the hyenas, of course).
Lou basically fell over when she moved, and he had to stand back up and shake himself out. Harley giggled at him.
“So... Do we gotta drive, or izzer a store nearby? I don’t come over here tooooo much—“
"And you think I do?" She teased with a chuckle. "I don't think I saw many stores, we'd probably have to drive..."
“Eh, thought you mighta seen one,” she giggled. “... Buuut, since we gotta drive... How about we use my bike? Closer, and Bud an’ Lou’s lil car could fit the groceries,” Harley suggested, nonchalantly moving to somewhat lean on the clearly-modded motorcycle.
She visibly gulped. "...Is there- Room for two? On there?" Gay. Fucking. Mess.
“There is~” Harley giggled, grinning. “Y’gotta hold onta me, buuut there’s room.”
"Oh- Alright!" She gave Harley a smile. "Let's go then!"
The clown got on the bike, patting the spot behind her for Barb. “‘Kay, sounds good!”
Barb hesitantly got on the bike, and wrapped her arms around Harley's waist.
Harley smiled again, and revved it once just to show off... But then she started driving off, much nicer to Barb than she was to DMA. She didn’t speed, not even slightly, and though it was clearly driving her nuts, she didn’t even weave between traffic. She behaved. The hyenas were even confused.
They arrived within five minutes, and Harley looked back at Barb. “Ain’t tooooo bad, right~?”
"Yeah!" She squeaked, still a pan mess. "Kinda fun actually!" She smiled, and hopped off the bike.
“It iiiis~!” She giggled, climbing off the bike, too. It was a simple Target they were at, and so the hyenas popped out of their sidecar, little helmets and goggles on. They walked off-leash, but stayed close to the girls. “So! What’re gonna get?”
"I was hoping you would have an idea." She said with a laugh. "We could make pasta or something... And that's about the limit on what I can successfully cook."
“Saaaame, honest,” Harley giggled. “How ‘bout we grab a movie an’ snacks while we’re here, too, then? Maybe jus’ stuff we can hang out with for a bit? I’m not ‘xactly in a rush to get places, but... I dunno when you’re gonna hafta leave.”
"Well... I could probably leave tomorrow morning and be fine. So heck yeah!"
“YAY~!” Happy bi. Harley grinned brightly. “‘Kay, let’s hurry up, then!”
... And, since she was excited, she ended up grabbing Barb’s hand as she half-skipped into the store. Harley didn’t even seem to notice, though.
OhgodohfuckbsbhsjajsjjsjsjakajkzkKxkkskaksksks Barb followed Harley through the store, hardly containing her gay panic. "What movie do you think?" She managed to squeak.
“Uuuuhm... Good question,” she tilted her head to the side in thought, but... She still hadn’t noticed the gay panic. The damn psychologist that read every other cue wasn’t picking it up. Yeesh. “What genres do you like? I still really like Disney, honest, and the crappy rom-coms can be niiiiiice... But also action.”
"Ooh, action's funnn..." She was trying to pretend Harley wasn't still holding her hand. It wasn't really working. "And cheesy rom-coms. Or both."
“How ‘bout both?” She asked... And then she registered what she was doing. And Barb’s reaction. And her only response was “Oh— Sorry! Didn’ realize I was...” She dropped Barb’s hand, trailing off. “Sorry—“
She giggled nervously. "Oh, it's fine-!" Asjhshdhsjjakaka "And both works!"
“... ‘Kaaaaaay,” Harley giggled nervously, rubbing at her wrist. Harleen mode appearing. “I’m kinda... Touchy, sorryyyy— B-but yeah, both!” She turned away, heading for the movie aisles. “Leeeeet’s find... Movies—“
"Yeah!" She smiled, following her.
After a few seconds of looking, she just paused. “... Uuuuuuuuuuhm... Huh. All a’ These’re spy movies,” Harley blinked slowly. “Why’re there only spy movies??? But I guess those’re technically rom-com AN’ action...”
"Technicallyyyy...." She chuckled a little. "But I like those!"
“Really? Even though y’work with ‘em?” She cocked her head to the side, before kinda just shrugging. “Welllll, ‘kay— Thaaaat works,” Harley shrugged, kinda just grabbing a random one... And then she started walking back towards the clothes.
Barb also grabbed one, one she knew was good though. "Yeah! They aren't the most realistic sometimes, but they're good." She smiled, following Harley towards the clothes.
... Suddenly, she pointed towards the clothes section. "Harley." She said.
“Huuuuh?” She turned to Barb, before noticing where she was pointing to. She tilted her head further. “... What ‘bout the clothes? Izzat where you’re pointing?”
She dragged Harley over to a rack, and there, hung a super baggy sweater. It matched Harley's color scheme too. I mean, it was mostly grey, but there were a few red cartoony flowers on it. That's kind of Harley colored?
"You're wearing it." Barb said, it didn't sound like she would take no for an answer.
“... I am?” She stares at it and swallowed a little hard. “I ain’t worn anything like that since I was Harleen still—“
Nonetheless, she didn’t try to argue too much, and so she slowly started searching for a small or an extra small.
Barb seemed a little confused by the "since I was Harleen," but decided not to question it. Anyways, she decided that size of sweater didn't matter, and shoved a medium into Harley's arms.
Okay. So she’s wearing a medium. Harley knew instantly that she’d be swimming in it, but she smiled anyways. “Thaaaank ya, Barb~” And she ducked away to changing rooms, very briefly... And once the sweater was on, she took a second to stare at it in the mirror. Cutesy cartoon flowers fit her, but... She almost scowled. The pigtails worked, she guessed, but... It also looked like she should have Harleen’s messy bun. And her glasses.
Then there was the fact the sleeves were over her hands. She was, in fact, swimming in it, as she guessed she would be, but she didn’t hate it. Much. So, after staring for a second, she kinda just groaned and walked out to show Barb, hiding her annoyance in an instant.
“Whaddya think~?” Harley motioned at herself, the sleeves swishing, as if they were trying to make a point. She left them, rather than doing the reasonable thing and rolling them up, because why would she ever do that?
"Awwwww!" She hopped on the balls of her feet, clasping her hands together. "Oh, can I do somethings with your hair?" She asked, just dying to see what this outfit would look like if those pigtails were made into buns.
“Uuuuhm... Sure?” Harley tried to rub the back of her neck, but... Long sleeves. At least Barb seemed to be enjoying seeing her in it. She’d rather be in a bra top and pants or even short-shorts, but... She accepted her fate at this point.
She smiled, rushing over to Harley's side. She undid the pigtails, and quickly but then back up into two messy buns on either side of her head. "That's adorable!!!" She squeaked, clapping a little as she bounced in place.
Oh man, Barb was pretty much dressing her up as an amalgamation of herself and what she used to be... But two messy buns was better than one, so she just giggled, doing a little pose for Barb.
“Is it~?” She asked, grinning slightly. Acting. “I wanna seeee— Do y’see a mirror ‘round?”
"Maybe by the fitting rooms..." She said, and began to drag Harley towards them.
“... Yeaaahhhhh, probably,” Harley trailed behind her, and, lo & behold... MIRROR! She looked at herself in it with a little grin, since... Barb seemed to like it. “Aww~ Cuuuuute. Y’like it?”
"I do!" She said with a smile. "It's adorableee."
“Nice~! Now lemme...” She started turning to go back into the dressing room, before pausing. Outfit spotted. Crop-tops and pleather jackets. “... Baaaaarb— Can I returned the favor~?”
"...Huh?" She asked with a bit of a squeak, tilting her head.
And she basically teleported away, reappearing with an orange crop-top and white pleather jacket.
“Y’dressed me up, sooooo...” She held it out to her.
She blushed a little. "Oh, umm..." She reluctantly took the clothes. "Okay!" Again, she squeaked.
Harley grinned. “Thaaaank you~”
And with that, she walked into the dressing room. When she came out, she looked a bitttt awkward. Clearly she was just as uncomfortable wearing that as Harley was wearing what Barb had given her.
“Awwww~ It’s cute,” Harley grinned.
But then the hyenas reappeared from the front of the store, shoving a basket with a few bags in it... Snacks, food to cook with, and even their own movie pick. Lou nudged Barb’s leg, while Bud was shoving the basket with his head. Somehow.
Barb immediately stopped caring about her outfit. "Awww!" She smiled wide, dashing towards the two to give them pets. "Good job~!"
“... Sooooo we don’ gotta shop ourselves?” Harley asked, giggling as she walked up and patted the hyenas’ heads. “Nice~! Sooo we can get to tryinna cook!”
"We can tryyy..." She chuckled. "I guess we should get going then, huh?"
“Yeup~!” Harley chimed cheerily. “C’mooooon!” She started skipping away.
Aaaand left they did. Couple of minutes later, though, they were back at Barb’s hotel and had already brought up the stuff, with help from the hyenas. The front desk hadn’t said a single thing when they entered, and so... The hyenas stayed. They were lounging in the bed, completely casually.
Meanwhile, Harley had grabbed the three movies and was looking at them. “‘Kaaaay— Should we watch the movie fiiiiirst?”
"Sure!" She smiled. She had begun to fidget with the hem of her crop top, until she froze. "...We didn't pay for these did we."
“Hu... Oh. Yeahhhhhh, don’ think we did,” she giggled, suddenly noticing her own sweater. She pulled slightly at the neck of it. “... Huh. Oops~”
"....Eh, it doesn't count. Unintentional!" Huh. Seems she had been forgetful like this before. To be honest, not much of a surprise.
“Yeaahhhhhh... Happens,” she giggled, shrugging. “Soooo, movie~?”
... And then the hyenas suddenly jumped up, darted into the kitchen, and then all they heard was rustling. They were getting into the food. A few minutes passed, and Bud & Lou emerged and practically threw the groceries at them.
“... Ooooor not. I think they’re hungry an’ expect us ta give ‘em whatever we cook—“
She chuckled. "Looks like it... That first, then."
They then crossed behind the two and started shoving them into the kitchen.
“Yeup, guess so,” Harley giggled again, letting herself be shoved. They dropped the groceries after the two were placed.
She laughed, petting the Hyenas as she began to gather the dishes she needed, that were conviniently there in the cabinets.
Harley started fumbling around to try to help, and so she grabbed one of the boxes of pasta and read the instructions. She grabbed one of the pans and started boiling water already, since... Preparing everything was taking too long for her. So she tried to help while that was boiling.
The fact she hadn’t screwed up a gas stove was impressive in and of itself. Maybe this cooking wouldn’t go too badly.
“Sooo~! Ima let the water start ta boil right noooooow, so we don’t gotta wait ‘round with nothin’ to do.” Harley chimed.
"Alright!" She smiled, and turned the oven on to cook the garlic bread she had bought.
Harley continued moving on from thing to thing, helping to get everything to start cooking... And then her phone rang. Harley jolted slightly, instantly abandoning what she was doing midway through, and then darted over to her phone. The noodle box got left near the fire, but... Well, Harley didn’t notice.
She practically pounced on her phone, instantly answering. “Helloooo~?” A second of pause, and then she grinned. “Oh! Red! Hiya!!! Whatcha callin’ ‘bout?! Y’jus’ got ouuuut~? Ooo, jus’ in time fer...” And she kept talking from there, loudly and more animatedly as time ticked by. “Awww, too baaaad— I’m kinda a lil busy... Nah, it ain’t with Mistah J, chiiiilll— He was bein’ an ass,” she huffed. “It’s... An old college friend. Yeah, I know that’s weiiiird, but somehow I bumped inta her— She was visitin’ Arkhaaaaam...”
"Ooh, who's that?" Barb asked, spinning towards Harley.
Harley turned to Barb with a smile. “Oh! It’s my friend,” she grinned, flipping onto FaceTime instead of just a voice call. “Reeeeed, say hi!”
There was an audible sigh as Ivy reluctantly flipped on her camera, too. Harley turned the phone sideways for a better view for both sides of the call. Ivy did the same.
“... Hi.” The red-head gave a wave, the vines that wrapped around her arms pretty clear. “Harls, sweet-pea, really?”
“Yeup~” Harley giggled. “Whaaaat? I wanted this insteaaaad. Don’ pout like thaaaat,” she huffed a little, pouting herself... But after a second, she stopped, half-turning to Barb. “Barb, meet Ivy! Red, this Barb! I knew her back in college.”
“... You did? How much does she know about—?”
Harley turned the phone back to her, and gave a little shake of her head, a tiny movement. “She knows I was in Arkham, yeah, an’ a lil bit about hooooow.”
“Ah. Wonderful,” Ivy sighed a little. “... Well. Nice to meet you, ah... Barb?”
"Nice to meet you too!" She gave a bright smile and a wave.
“So... You went to college together?” Ivy attempted interaction. “I’m sure she was a bit of a shock, then—“
Harley sat back from the interaction, using what little self control she had to stay out of their conversation, since... She wanted to see how they interacted. Of course, even if they didn’t get along too well, that wouldn’t stop her (exhibit A; Ivy and Joker despised each other), but.... She hoped they’d get along. Ivy could use another human she didn’t mind, and, frankly, two supervillains liking her would keep Barb safer if they started interacting regularly. That’s what she was thinking, anyways. Harley knew damn well how dangerous it could be to interact with supervillains when you weren’t one, after all; between her own backstory and Jess, she had learned that well enough.
(Fire’ll happen my next post if you don’t cause it btw)
Suicide Squad #4
By IsiahXBradley

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Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020) dir. Cathy Yan
Roles of the Ages ~
#11 Harley Quinn