complete gold

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

Same

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Why would a cucumber make your ass no longer safe to eat

I think I sprained something reblogging this so damn fast.

eventually you’ll end up where you need to be, with who you’re meant to be with, and doing what you should be doing.

This is so, so important. The way adults react to a child’s passions and ambitions can often shape the way the child sees themselves. It’s crucial to encourage them wholeheartedly, especially if the child is prone to beat themselves up about the little things anyway.

Gordon Ramsey is a treasure

he comes off harsh to adults, but I respect people that respect children. I love this man.

PROTECT GORDON RAMSEY AT ALL COST