Thats how its gonna be huh

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

@fake-bird

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

how about all three

He’s gay

who

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

😂

This was deadass cute though 😂

I know I’ve reblogged this before, but it makes me happy every time.

Same.

i bawled watching this

I love that she’s raising a pack of puppycats now.

Oh shit, I HAVE this toy! I got it from amazon. Maple wont go near it, thank god. And now its going in the trash.

To-Morrow I’m graduating Kindergarten….

What did you major in?

Crayon

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

This is worth the read.

the tiger is small and fat