Welcome To The Communist Jazz Utopia

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

Dont worry everyone. I'll freak out on all of our behalves

and for the lady, perhaps whatever the fuck she wants

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...

"but my dad's a cop!!" okay piglet

women is like a country i would die for

i love playing blogs with you, come to my house

Whenever I open my activities feed and it's just a list of a single mutual liking and reblogging a bunch of my stuff? Yeah, we're making out now

i need to lock in (doesnt)

Jobs are evil