strong

jim carrey grinch was chaotic neutral but mike myer’s cat in the hat was just straight up chaotic evil

Booty shorts that say VALID on the ass instead of JUICY

choose kindness even when others have not been kind to you

me: *doesn’t have a gf* me: I love my gf

I wish I had the confidence of a bad male writer

I…

i don’t know why but i feel VERY compelled to reblog this

My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky because it’s big

“The difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way.” –Earle Hitchner

English people trying to travel around Australia and wildly underestimating distance are my favourite thing

China is both old and big. I had some Chinese colleagues over; we were discussing whether they wanted to see the Vasa ship (hugely expensive war ship which sank on it’s maiden voyage after 12 min). They asked if it was old, I said “not THAT old” (bearing in mind they were Chinese) “it’s from the 1500s.” To my surprise they still looked impressed, nodding enthusiatically. Then I realised I’d forgotten something: “…I mean it’s from the 1500s AFTER the birth of Christ” and they went “oh, AFTER…”.

My dad’s favorite quote from various tours in Italy was “Pay no attention to the tower – it was a [scornful tone] tenth century addition.”

My last boss was Chinese, and she said when her parents came to visit her from Beijing they pronounced Chicago “A very nice village.” 

This post keeps getting better

Hearing people say “i can see you doing that” after telling them what you want to do in life is honestly the best thing ever 

one of the most encouraging things you could hear