i like you a lot

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

...the water that turned the freaking frogs gay?

ever since i was a little girl i've been mad as hell

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

#if you line up several neuroses and identify the interlocking connections between them they should all vanish like clearing a line in tetris (via @karliahs)

they should invent a hobby where you make something physical with your hands but dont have to purchase supplies ever