and she has fireflies inside her eyes

fml i just sent the "we ain't never solving this shit lmao" text to the Victims' Families Group Chat instead of the Hardened Detectives Group Chat ☠️☠️💀

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

one of the funniest parts abt the stardew valley community is that no one questions the hat mouse. like yeah it's a mouse that lives in the woods? and sells u hats? what's the issue

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

Viewers like you!

they're everything to me

thank you

these two people just constantly rotating groundhogs between Germantown and Sugarloaf for years

wow these groundhogs just keep looking the same but slightly older

It should be night for a month just so we can see who panics who lives and who dies

wouldn’t even notice with the shit i got going on

in the tunnels?

That makes it WORSE

one call from each tower

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

Christians with jesus christ

why is there a new popular post with a joke about eucharist every week on this website

Mass is on Sundays