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you could shove any twenty one pilots lyric onto a picture of trees and i will think it’s beautiful

this is not what I had planned. THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD PLANNED.

The comic sans is killing me

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sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

@funnier-when-objectum befitting to such a blog 🫶

you could shove any twenty one pilots lyric onto a picture of trees and i will think it’s beautiful

this is not what I had planned. THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD PLANNED.

The comic sans is killing me

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MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

the post that started it all

oh god

Never not reblogging.

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

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@quadruple-a-batterypack

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

am i a fucking joke to you

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

Theyre saying chicken nuggets from the air frier is the healthiest food in the world with an uniqur nutrient nothing else possesses

I’m used to watching callmekevin Minecraft videos where he basically just has fun the whole time working towards a stupid goal but today I checked out a couple of proper builder channels and I was like oh so that’s why people hate my fun little minecraft builds so much. They think I ought to be making the fucking Taj Mahal.

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods