HAPPY HONDADAYS

my soul leaving my body when the bread pops out of the toaster

Return to me my beloved

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

Someone should publish a pronunciation guide for bookish children with words like boatswain, victuals, epitome and so forth. It could probably just be a slim pamphlet, but it would save a lot of nerds a lot of embarrassment down the line.

Boatswain is really easy as long as you only pronounce half the letters

@skyrimgeolocator

The arm in that last one is sending me

This is proof that you don't need a new truck

She will never know peace