Grandfather of the Dark Realms, Consumer of Zingers

(PLEASE READ DNI)

The name's Commander

21 y/o

They/Them, He/Him

(Don't be fooled by my art, I have no attraction to men--it's just a projection thing. I'm a masc enby who's attracted to non-men romantically, and I fall within the asexual spectrum. It's complicated.)

(Just a very hairy, short, muscular person.)

🔺(Just envision me as this behind the keyboard if that helps.)🔺

I make art sometimes...

(Printmaking, design, inking, painting, digital, embroidery, renders, etc.)

I also study philosophy...

(Ethics, anarchist thought, hermeneutics, linguistics, art, gender theory/studies, etc.)

(Very neo-Wittgenstinian thought-wise, I'm a sucker for the family-resemblance theory when discussing art.)

(Also feel free to ask questions...)

Interests & Favs

Games

Saints Row, Fallout, Witcher, Warframe, Guild Wars, Psychonauts, Payday, Tekken, Street Fighter, DOOM, Baldur's Gate, DMC, Elder Scrolls, Kingdom Hearts, etc.

Movies

Pacific Rim (anything Kaiju related tbh), Robocop, The Thing, Goodfellas, Do the Right Thing, Kingsman, James Bond, John Wick, etc. (idek anymore. There's more I swear.)

Shows

IASIP, ER, Nichijou, Venture Bros, Righteous Gemstones, Miami Vice, Knight Rider, Million Dollar Man, Bob's Burgers, Doctor Who, etc.

Music

The The, Talk Talk, Duran Duran, Genesis/Phil Collins, Peter Gabriel, Steely Dan, Misfits (FUCK DANZIG, I HATE DANZIG), TOOL, Rob Zombie, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Tyler the Creator, Kali Uchis, Jae Stephens, etc.

Comics

X-Men/Wolverine, Guardians of the Galaxy, Green Lantern, Fables, Hellboy, Animal Man, Spider Man, Fantastic 4, etc.

Characters

Razputin (Psychonauts), Wolverine (X-Men), Beast (X-Men), Night Crawler (X-Men), The Ever-Lovin' Blue-Eyed Thing (Fantastic 4), Charlie Kelly (IASIP), Riku (Kingdom Hearts), Yūko (Nichijou), Guy Gardner (Green Lantern), The Monarch (Venture Bros), Dr. Jonas Venture Jr. (Venture Bros), Pete White (Venture Bros), The Alchemist (Venture Bros), Arcade Gannon (Fallout), Nick Valentine (Fallout), Peter Quill/Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy), etc.

Obligatory Pairings Section Because Why Not

Doom Slayer + Intern (DOOM), Ciri + Cerys (Witcher), Samus + Nora (Metroid), Duke + Jimmy (PayDay), Logan + Storm (X-Men), Brock + Rusty (Venture Bros), Halsin + Astarion (Baldur's Gate 3), Crockett + Tubbs (Miami Vice), etc.

Other

Wrestling (AEW, NJW, WWE), I collect action figures... Idk what else to put here lmao.

DNI

I am not liberal with my blocking habits, watch yourself, capisce?

I typed this up in Docs so it wouldn't show up in search results, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU PEOPLE:

(I'm cool with bondage/bdsm folks, and I'm totally cool with bara folks interacting with me, just make sure your account doesn't fall within any of the criteria above.)

I DO NOT make NSFW art--if I did I obviously wouldn't be posting it here. I DO, however, SOMETIMES make suggestive art. Please be conscious of this.