#1 jake lockley lover

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

can you imagine how good fandoms would be if fans thought of women as human beings

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

I have phone calls with my friends fairly often but we’ve always gotta somehow find each other in 15 minutes of freetime. It’s stupid being friends with a bunch of busy adults living in different time zones. I don’t think we have two hours in a row we could spend playing video games at the same time.

I'm sorry. you're gonna look me in both of my eyes. my round hazel orbs. and tell me. that a lego set of the uss enterprise ncc-1701 bridge, not the ship, just the small little bridge, is almost three hundred fucking loonies. you dare say that to my glistening wet spheres. I'm gonna shove two desk chairs and a screwdriver all the way up your ass.

not including taxes and shipping by the way. I got so excited that a tos lego set was going to be made. and then I checked the price. and promptly had a glock shoved down my throat and a rifle shoved up my dick. don't fucking say that to me.

I would say you better be fucking with me but honestly I deserved to be fucked better than this. don't say that shit.

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that

For the uninitiated, you write [sic]—literally "this" or "so" in latin—to indicate that you haven't altered the wording or spelling. While it can be used to preserve a joke misspelling (aminals) or indicate that you know it looks weird (the Toronto Maple Leafs), it is also the most biting three letters that you can throw at a motherfucker who should know better.

Somebody made an error here and it sure wasn't me (derogatory)

did you guys know ryland grace is the aroace of all time. the aroace ever. the most aroace to ever do it. fun fact. ryland grace is aroace. did you know ryland grace is aroace

fitting thing for you to say, tumblr user aroace-ryland-grace

nahhh, i was talking to the other aroace ryland grace standing right there, behind you

IT'S NOT WORKING MY FIC FUCKING BIT ME!!!!!!!!!!

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

"art is not my strong suit" and yet the sublime vibes captured by this evocative line work would only be ruined by any attempt at a redraw