your wife and kids miss you

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

there is a print of this guy.. :>)

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?