alas, earwax

Fuck Shane Hollander for real man. I have told hundreds of people that they are not suppose to smoke there and not one of them has fallen in love with me.

Heartbreaking as a gay person to find out the first two presidents to have sexual relations with each other were Bill Clinton and Donald Trump :/

The 2016 Election must have been so awkward for Bill Clinton imagine having fucked both of the candidates 😭😭😭

Pedo president is guilty.

Release the TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN files !

Reminder that somebody's name being in the Epstein files doesn't inherently mean they were involved in child sex trafficking. Epstein spoke to a lot of people for a lot of different reasons, and some of the people whose names appear didn't have any direct contact with him. Use your noggin and don't give in to mindless hysteria.

I dont think this is about goats

it honestly just feels like they released the epstein files as a "fuck you" since still, no one in them is getting arrested, charged, or even investigated. "here's all the disgusting horrible shit we did and you can't do anything about it."

major league hockey fan watching ilya kiss shane’s helmet at the 2017 all star game and posting “god had to put ilya rozanov and shane hollander on rival teams because otherwise they’d be having so much gay sex they wouldn’t have time for hockey” and then a few years later reblogging themselves like “WELL”

kinda love this dynamic where ilya's like i get to have sex with anyone i want anytime i want and i also get to tell you about it while you visibly try to repress your feelings. but the second i think you might be having sex with someone else i am going to absolutely fucking spiral. epic crash out. because when I have sex it is empty and meaningless and utterly devoid of real emotional intimacy but you are a rule-following little dweeb who would still be a virgin if i hadn't deflowered you when we were like 18 so i fucking KNOW it means something to you!!!!!! the hypocrisy is delicious

lesbian heated rivalry wouldn’t be in hockey because there are already many out queer women in hockey due to the fact that hockey is viewed as a men’s sport. the whole reason hockey is captivating for mlm is because it is a toxically masculine sport and the idea of having out queer men in that sport is surprising (requiring them to stay closeted/have situationships/etc), whereas it is not nearly as surprising for queer women. therefore, lesbian heated rivalry would actually occur in a setting like ballet, gymnastics, or some other stereotypically feminine sport (that has toxic feminine standards) where queer women are not as visible. in this essay i will