-> fuck jkr, do not give her any more money!!! at alll!!!!!
-> fuck generative AI, don't use that shit
anyway now onto the fun stuff here's my fic masterlist!
standalone multichapers:
don't come too close (and don't go too far) | 33k | 10/10 chapters | t4t wolfstar | disabled cosy streamer remus and youtuber sirius
under the azure moon | 13/14 | M | trans autistic moonwater call me by your name au with a side of marauders the band, and no age gap
audiobooks and iced americanos | 32k | M | 11/11 chapters |
moonwater | fluffy slice of life getting together fic, dual pov, trans ace autistic regulus and disabled remus
what does a guy need to do to heat up this rivalry | 10.3k | 5/5 chapters | rosekiller actor heated rivalry au, crack
queer here sphere series:
queer here musketeer | 62k | M | 26/26 chapters | jegulus centric | fluffy getting together fic, regulus pov, anxious soft boy trans regulus meets sunshine pan james
queer here cavalier | 1.2k | M | oneshot | sirius gets with poly rosekiller at the club, trans man evan, agender barty
queer here crystal clear | E | 5.9k | oneshot | wolfstar's first date and first time, nonbinary they/he amab remus
wolfstar RA college au:
not a single day | T | 2.4k | oneshot | wolfstar | RA remus deals with troublemaker sirius, forced proximity
and it looks like you'll stay | E | 5.2k | oneshot | wolfstar | trans remus tops sirius for the first time
qpr moonwater regency au:
a courtship of their own | G | 12k | 4/4 chapters | autistic aroace-spec moonwater | trans regulus needs to secure a courtship but he knows tradition isn't for him, little does he know he's not alone and disabled remus feels similarly
5, 6, 7, 8 series (hogwarts magical arts school au)
feels like coming home | T | 1.8k | oneshot | pandalily | lily and pandora are contemporary dancers
always together | T | no ship | 1.5k | oneshot | sirius and regulus being cute and coming out as trans to each other
Standalone oneshots:
-> wolfstar
a lady for a wolf | G | 3.8k | recluse post-war remus adopts a kitten while sirius is away
he reckons... why not? | G | 3.6k | older barista remus decides to dye his hair with teddy's help
walking contradiction | T | 2.5k | ace4ace wolfstar at hogwarts, emotional hurt/comfort
of neckties, jazz and lovingly meddlesome older men | G | 3.6k | older wolfstar, trans CODA sirius and disabled remus, side of drarry
July, 1978: Photobooth | T | 1.6k | wolfstar scrapbook project, aquarium date
-> moonwater
only you | T | 3.1k | regulus would like to finally kiss his boyfriend remus | asexual sex-averse reg and chronic pain remus
dizzy with it | E | 2k | barty gets off to moonwater getting off | trans regulus
quiet night at home | G | 2.7k | t4t autistic remus and regulus celebrary their anniversary, hurt/comfort+fluff
running on a different engine | E | 3.2k | trans regulus takes remus' knot for the first time
sweet tooth, sharp tooth | E | 6.8k | vampire regulus and trans werewolf remus | period sex
-> jegulus
confessions, brain worms and sprinkles | T | 3k | ace trans regulus wants to tell his boyfriend he's asexual but he started taking t recently and it's been making him a bit confused
-> moonchaser
black teas and sweet treats | T | 1.8k | adhd brazilian james and autistic remus go on a blind date
-> wolfstarbucks
shared target | E | 2k | professor lupin gets roped into a threesome by his handsome college students sirius and james | trans sirius
-> bartylily
ropes and mirrors | M | 2.6k | barty goes to a bdsm cabaret and gets to try shibari with rigger lily | non-sexual bondage/submission
-> moonflower
they keep things interesting | M | 2.4k | non-sexual kink | dom lily/sub remus | aromantic t4t moonflower pet play drag performers
-> gen/no ship
asking price | T | 1.6k | sirius & regulus & remus | remus needs money and sirius has a plan | crack treated seriously
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Rating: Mature
Word count: 20k+
Tags: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Blood and Gore, Medical Malpractice, Murder, Cannibalism
Evan's on a hunt for the man that killed the only person he's ever loved, he was also unfortunate enough to find Barty along the way.
Barty’s always hungry, and he's fighting the urge to eat the man who's reluctently decided to help him.
Both of them monsters who find the remains of their humanity within the other.
Silver lining by @sadiekaneismysister art by @keksikart and @missaisdepressed
Rating: Teen
Word count: 36k
Tags: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Canon Divergence, 5+1 Things, Asexual Evan, Pandora Lovegood and Evan Rosier are Twins, Moral Ambiguity, Secret Messages
After their seventh year, Barty runs away to the US. A decade after the First War has ended, Evan gets his freedom back and decides there’s nothing he’d rather do with it than find Barty again.
5 times Evan reminisces about the past as he tries to find Barty and fails + 1 time he doesn't
(Mostly from Evan’s POV until the last chapter)
18. If you have noticed themes emerging in your writing, what are they? What broad themes and topics do you enjoy exploring?
i'll be honest, i don't often think about my writing in such depth, but looking at it loser (beyond the silly crack fics), i usually like to explore and portray found family vibes, and people growing closer and developing a sense of peace in each other's company i think? both things i crave deeply but also often have a hard time with personally. i sort like to hint at deeper issues in a way that hopefully still gets the message across without it saying with all the words bc that's scary! although one of the ones i'm writing rn is supposed to be my 'saying the quiet part out loud' fic, hopefully i can actually make it happen properly
on the more light hearted side of things i love banter!! or just characters joking back and forth, i love writing people being silly goofy and connecting through humour
You all seem to like these, so here is another batch of writer asks! These questions are a little more relaxed than the last two. Followers can send an ask with a number OR you can reblog and answer everything like a Q&A.
I always see a lot of “idk if i’m a writer” in the tags for these so let me just say in advance, yes you are and you can play.
What is the crackiest* thing you’ve ever written? (*I mean this with great affection)
Has writing a fic ever changed your opinion of a character?
Tell us about a headcanon you invented for a fic
Have you ever written a fic inspired by a tumblr post?
How do you know when you’re finished writing a fic? At what point do you call it done?
When do you title your fics? Before you write them? As you write them? While posting to AO3 and that “Work Title” field is staring at you?
Navigate to your complete list of works on AO3. What are your top 5 Additional Tags?
Tell us your shortest and longest titles of all time
The two fandoms you’ve written the most have been suddenly crossed with each other! What AU are you writing?
What’s a phrase you catch yourself using in multiple fics, not necessarily on purpose?
Oh no! You’re posting a fic to AO3 and completely forgot to write a summary. What is your summary-writing strategy?
Do you write in order, jump around the draft, or a mix? Something else?
Congratulations, you’ve just finished the WIP you’ve been working on for months! How are you going to celebrate?
Is there a word or phrase you intentionally use in every fic?
How many times has someone nodded in your current WIP? This is for posterity so be honest
Describe your current WIP with just emojis
When you get a new fic idea, what does that look like in your mind? Does it play out like a film? Do you imagine lines of dialogue or a certain moment? Does a character just sit there staring at you?
If you have noticed themes emerging in your writing, what are they? What broad themes and topics do you enjoy exploring?
It’s a lovely morning in fandom land and a horrible goose is running rampant through your folders. How many WIPs is it going to step on?
What’s the story behind your pen name?
Without getting into any discourse, just thinking as a writer approaching characters, would you ever write about your NOTP? If you did, do you think that would change how you feel about it? (If you’ve done this, how did it go?)
Do you have a fixed writing routine, or do you write when you have time? Is there a time of day when you prefer to write?
What is your #1 distraction when you’re trying to write? If it’s a pet, post a pic
What colors, sights, sounds, textures, etc. inspire you? Do certain environments make you feel more creative than others?
Someone you know outside of fandom has heard that you’re a writer. “I’d like to read something of yours!” they say with sincere enthusiasm. “Where can I find it?” What’s your answer?
Do you have a routine you run through before you write?
Share a random sentence from a WIP. The less context, the better. Be confusing.
You’re out and about, nowhere near your home, when a fantastic story idea pops into your head! What do you do?
Have you ever actually remembered one of those 3am “I’ll remember it in the morning” ideas?
Finish this sentence with your fandom’s variation(s): No beta, we die like _________
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so in typical me fashion, I decided to last minute pick up fic binding so I could participate in the spring exchange hosted by @misc-marauders-fests
and why make one bind for an exchange when you can make as many as you can in the allotted time? 😂
so i ended up making three!!
after lots of trial and error and annoying more experienced binders for help I ended up going with
- Berlin Angel by @de-sire-blog; typeset by @moonysbookshelves
- wading in waist-high water by @colgatebluemintygel; typeset by @thedabblingshepherdessbindery
- Stay A Little Longer by @goldennectar; typeset by me!! my firstborn <3
these babies went to @thabindery, who was so kind in reassuring me my lack of prior experience was not an issue, and that she was ecstatic to be a part of my novice binding journey
@marauders-crack-week
day 7 - 'gender swap' (with a twist 😉)
word count: 161
They all thought it was complete bollocks, surely.
Magic is indubitably amazing.
It can produce a myriad of miraculous effects, sure, but how was a magical egg supposed to be able to tell if someone was trans or not?
Surely it was much like one of those silly muggle mystery box things — pure happenstance and luck.
Surely.
Right?
None of them seriously expected the little beige ovals to be able to reveal any hidden truth of themselves, but when each and every one of their eggs cracked open to release a pretty pastel blue, pink and white mist, it was like something fundamentally shifted inside each of the Marauder's very core.
They were all filled with a sense of knowing so deep, so certain, that there was absolutely no question about it — for binary to nonbinary, from full to the brim to the complete freedom from it, none of them were cis after all.
And what a marvellous group discovery it was.
@marauders-crack-week
day 6 - headmaster's office, detention, hagrid's umbrella, glitter
word count: 203
Who better to test their newest prank idea on than Hagrid? He was a willing victim, too, as the Marauders were very proper and polite about the whole thing.
How were they to know their glitter bomb would explode so far and wide from their planned close-range circumference from the handle of the half-giant's umbrella, that it would coat not only the man himself, but the innocent class of Ravenclaws diligently following behind Professor Sprout, as well the garden they were supposed to study?
Turns out magical glitter is a massive pain in the arse to get rid of, or maybe that's just Marauder magic for you.
In any case, the four mischievous crimson and gold-clad culprits now stand at the Headmaster's office, and try their best to keep a straight face as they're lectured on the dangers of unsupervised spell testing, in addition to being given a whole month's worth of detention for their miscalculations.
One would think that would discourage them from further such attempts, but everyone in that room knows they're a lost case at this point — their thrill seeking Gryffindor dispositions are not so easily tamed. And if their school record suffers a bit for it, well… So be it.
@marauders-crack-week
day 5 - king's cross, quarantine, portkey, nudism
word count: 113
Whoever thought setting up a portkey at King's Cross that landed you directly in the middle of a secluded wizarding nudist beach had some serious thinking to do, because what the actual fuck?!
Weren't wizards supposed to be smart?!
You'd think with the whole magic thing their brains would maybe work to foresee such oversights as things like this, but apparently not!!
Apparently someone thought magically teleporting into a crowd of bubble headed wizards who'd all chosen to spend their quarantine at a rocky beach in the nude, while you yourself were fully clothed and laden with suitcases would be a grand idea.
Sigh.
It was going to be a long two weeks.
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The marauders were so used to being pranksters themselves that they ended with a sort of blindspot when it came to being victims of pranks done by other people.
Should Sirius have questioned it when Mary told him to meet at the edge of the Forbidden Forest because she simply had to show him the flower she'd recently discovered whose petals apparently brightened one's under-eye bags instantly?
Should James have questioned it when Lily told him she had a surprise (wink wink) waiting for him if only he'd meet her behind the quidditch pitch after class?
Should Peter have questioned it when Alice told him she had a special limited edition wizard's chess set delivered for his upcoming birthday, but that she was much too impatient and that if he wanted to do the honours of breaking it in with her before the celebration, he just had to go over to Hagrid's hut to pick it up?
Should Remus have questioned it when Marlene told him Professor Sprout had an inkling they'd been misusing that one corner of the left-most greenhouse to grow their special herbs, nearly begging him to quickly double check their wards were still intact and undetectable?
Well, considering the four boys now found themselves bound together within a circle of fairies, their consciousness slowly slipping from their grasp as they gravitated towards each other in what could only be described as cuddle puddle in a secluded courtyard…
The answer to all those questions would be a resounding 'yes'.
@marauders-crack-week
day 3 - st. mungo's, invisibility cloak
word count: 130
How do you tell a Healer you got injured by falling in a pothole because you were chasing your best mate after a night out to make sure he didn't get himself in any trouble but you obviously had to do it with the assistance of your Invisibility Cloak because he couldn't know you were lowkey babysitting him but you also forgot that just because you were invisible didn't mean you suddenly got floating ghost powers and it may have escaped your mind that that meant you were indeed still susceptible to the laws of gravity and now you had what was possible a broken ankle and a very cross Sirius Orion Black sitting with you in the St. Mungo's Accident & Emergency waiting room?
Well, James was about to find out.
