If I could fly

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

This image was the reason Tumblr terminated my blog.

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.