i own too many transformers

Nothing represents Supernatural more than Misha coming out as straight.

Every day on this website I learn things largely against my will

Supernatural continues to have a dedication to queerbaiting that cannot be matched.

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

blink 182 and sum 41 should combine to become slunk 223

happens to the best of us

dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed

Bless orange cats

That long, plaintive meow.

watching this youtube video about victorian haircare wherein the woman testing the products out inhales so much alcohol fumes she gets tipsy and that’s joining lead in everything, corsets, and doctors who cured hysteria with vibrators in “reasons why victorian women loved fainting”

me walking out of my fainting room after getting my back blown out by a medical professional face covered in lead makeup walls emerald green (also containing lead) high on the cocaine i was prescribed for allergies, tightening my corset: archibald darling i am seeing ghosts

You will never hear dwarven folk metal. You will never hear elf prog rock. You will never see an orc do a drum solo. You will never see a gnome shredding on the keyboard. You will never see a goblin punk band. Despair eternally

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

yeah ill reblog that

Fuji TV Super Mario Bros 2

I’m at dominos. I’m not high anymore I just thought I’d let you guys know I’m getting carry out.

its so wild to me that the medici family still exists. motherfuckers are old money

people on twitter are like "you have generational wealth if your parents buy you groceries" meanwhile these bitches are living in beverly hills mansions bought with their great great great grandpappys investment banking money from 1378

Imagine having an ancestor who's playable in civ

imagine having an ancestor who gets killed in an assasains creed game

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

I am afraid to say this is a post that would have done numbers in like 2013 for other reasons