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a new kind of guy where he moans a lot but he's actually just getting comfy in bed

he snuggles down into his blankets a little more securely and it's like he's just had an orgasm

"mmm yeah just like that sooo good" but he's literally done nothing but roll over and find the cool spot on his pillow

“New”??? Bitch I been here 24 years now

I feel it would be good to have a word that's like not ragebait but shamebait, where you can read a post and just go 'ah, this person just wants me to feel ashamed of myself and is not engaging with the issue in a constructive or useful way. I do not have to participate in this actually' and like. move on with your day

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

I have GOT to stop spending $30