APPLE BOTTOM JEANS (OXFORDS NOT BROGUES)

reblog if you would watch a Bond movie where a female Bond was played by Gillian Anderson? i am trying to prove a point for my media project

@actualharryhart merlahadd

@sententiousandbellicose @elletromil  Yay guys do let me know when you’ve managed to get whatsapp to co operate kays <3

WE NEED A HARTWIN FLUFF INC. GROUP

good idea

Yesss Fluffers Incorporated! Wait, that’s a different thing… The Hartwin Fluffernutters! (Don’t let me name things. i am bad at naming.)

Stop it your awesome at naming things!

Nope, that’s it, everyone else go home. The Hartwin Fluffernutters is now officially a thing.

I’ll make the whatsapp group if everyone’s cool with it

I wanna join in… :3c

can i be in this too?

*Raises hand* May I be in the cool club?

Psssh you're not cool, you lot are all losers by association with me :D

the more time goes by the more disgusted i am that nobody has delivered the 1 halfass punch that it would take to turn woody allen into a fuckin pile of dust. every day someone has this opportunity and every day they do not take advantage of it and this is unacceptable

[Image is a white oval on a black background that reads “I AM TRASH.”]

@beccasbarnes ;)

An then there's this asshole

people dont need to be sober and drug-free to deserve food and shelter and kindness imho

We can all stop writing news articles now, no headline is ever going to be better than this

@safety-dancer

Of course it's in Devon. This shit is regular in Devon.

"Found".

how does the UK even exist.

I still don’t understand cheeky nandos. I think at some point I decided it was a trolling thing and gave up.

M8 cheeky nandos is like when ur hank marvin n thinkin of goin for maybe curry club at the spoons cause ya cant spend much cause of the sweet trackies you’ve got ur eye on at jd sports (and the fit bird who works there) and then ur boy callumn who’s an absolute lad and the archbishop of banterbury says bredren lets grab a cheeky nandos n ur all top, fam. Let’s smash it.