Squidward I Used Your Clarinet To Unclog My Toilet

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 UCK OUTTA HERE‼️‼️

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

jump scare for the American readers