Squidward I Used Your Clarinet To Unclog My Toilet

Alright *exhales* here’s what you’re gonna do. You see that house over there? You’re gonna go inside it. Once inside you’ll see a girl with a blonde ponytail, just ignore her she’s not gonna wanna talk to you so just pretend she’s ain’t even there. To left of the door there’s gonna be a light switch. You’re gonna turn the lights off. Chances are nothin’s gonna happen except for the room goin’ dark. Now after that you’re gonna leave the house and do the whole thing over again, go inside, turn the lights off, leave, rinse repeat. Now…one of these times something’s gonna happen, I’ll let you see that for yourself

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in the war grounds, in the troubled waters, i stay fresh as shit for my bitches always

He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

I'm sorry this was too good of a mental image I had to draw it

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ai is telling me they made abu dhabi up for garfield

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Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"