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does anyone know who what where when and why

me: *almost gets hit by a car* aw man better luck next time

Sometimes nothing good happens to you because you are the good that happens to others

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

i in fact do NOT have a pocket full of sunshine, that is a glock

you literally do not have to think about your identity all that much

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn't need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn't require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps

[voice of someone at their wit's end] i think i wanna join the alcohol fandom

is there any trait less attractive than a lack of curiosity

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

sex isn't real it's something they made up as a hypothetical so we could do kink discourse. it's kind of like the trolley from the trolley problem. it's just a thought experiment

Why do I always feel like I’m confessing

are you more doomed than a fifth grader

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind