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Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

“Did the journal factory explode?” Yes because I bombed it. #PutYoBusinessOnTheInternet

does anyone know who what where when and why

me: *almost gets hit by a car* aw man better luck next time

Sometimes nothing good happens to you because you are the good that happens to others

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

i in fact do NOT have a pocket full of sunshine, that is a glock

you literally do not have to think about your identity all that much

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn't need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn't require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps

[voice of someone at their wit's end] i think i wanna join the alcohol fandom

is there any trait less attractive than a lack of curiosity