gemini boi

our cat charles got in our walls through the vents and was in there for 3 days. he came out covered in black soot. we thought he was dead.

This is the only day I can reblog this

Now I'm 17!!! The tradition continues

tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

Queueing this for next year

👏STOP 👏 GIVEING 👏 CIS 👏 PEOPLE 👏 TRANS 👏 CHARACTERS👏 ROLES 👏

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

where do they keep the tiddies

Chest

anyone got a key

word of advice to people planning for top surgery: drink juice instead of water. no one wants to hear this but anesthesia turns off your bladder muscles, and will prevent you from peeing. juice is a diuretic that helps combat this. water will put you in a lot of pain.