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Wide.

Huge.

Big.

Enormous.

There is nothing sexier than a man who lost control of his weight and reaching the edge of mobility. You know you've succeeded in life when you've become so engorged with lard that you're forced to spread your legs during your pathetic "waddle".

Men who overfeed themselves to severe obesity until they can barely stand up are the peak of human beauty and should be glorified as such. It should be the beauty standard for everyone to be incapable of putting clothes on because of your inhumane size.

Norms should reflect our growing epidemic of crippling obesity, influencing young adults to become more obese than ever.

As such, all men should have a belly hanging to their knees by their mid twenties. It should be expected for their legs to be incapable of bending by their thirties. Severe Immobility should be the norm for all men by their mid thirties.

So overfeed yourself, show the world how obese you can be. Become the definition of "overfed".

Mega Dragon