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This is America

At your military wife’s house washing my hair with your sons calming bedtime baby shampoo

Where else can i get sentences like this

Mutuals what if we deleted our blogs and moved in together then we could say our “text posts” to each other and instead having to “like” them I could give you a little kiss on the lips

Dad died a couple weeks ago, not unexpectedly at 86. Mom had gone a few years before. I’m going through some boxes in his attic and I find this old photo: my dad as a teenager on the left and his lifelong buddy Ken on the right. I remember Dad and Ken would always go on a long fishing trip a couple times a year, and now that I think about it, Ken was a lot more broken up at the viewing than I expected.

:o)

Many of our dads wept in secret after seeing Brokeback Mountain.

the way this is a fetish blog caption and y’all reblogging it thinking its sweet sksksksksksksks

ITS PRETTY TOXIC OF YOU TO HURL ME AGAINST OBJECTS IN THE ROOM WITH YOUR MIND POWERS YOURE NOT EVEN THAT HOT

*uses my mind powers to make you think i’m hot*

I AM SIGNIFICANTLY MORE OKAY WITH THIS NOW

your mom is a true ally

Talk all the shit you want about tumblr but no one has ever stopped me from saying I hope trump dies on here