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it's clydeing absolute water

it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

I'd say that rejecting biological determinism in favor of space gas determinism isn't the slay the astrology queers think it is but if I'm being completely honest I fear that many members of our community haven't even really rejected biological determinism so much as sprinkled a layer of glitter on it

I am begging anyone who believes in astrology to explain to me what they think a star is, because as someone who was awake during 4th grade science class, I cannot conceive why someone who knows a star is a ball of hot gas so far away from our planet that our gravity doesn't affect it or vice versa, so far away that it might just be an old radio wave that just made it to earth and the real one disappeared millions of years ago, could possibly have any impact whatsoever on your birth.

hazbin hotel is south park for people who have be gay do crime pins on their backpack but would call the cops on a mentally ill homeless person in the subway

breaking news: the last surviving bostonian has been cleft in twain by a blade forged of pure philadelphium

one witness reports, "go birds"

yeah i have an outside husband lol i know its unethical but he just loves exploring

Huh? My pronouns? [stares off into the distance cooly as thousands of images flash before my eyes] Hmph. Trust me. You don't wanna know. [takes a sip of my Hard Liquor For Mysterious Strangers] You don't want any part of that world... Hmph.... You're better off never knowing, kid.

Stop giving fathers redemption arcs. That old man sucks and you know it

ogre finally finished reading chainsaw man but ogre can only identify surface level themes like "the sexual exploitation of transmisogynized children oils the gears of international society", and can't comprehend deeper ideas like "the texas chainsaw massacre"