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I JUST <333,,

well first of all, you are gonna have to be crammed in the little tube with him (<3) bc,,, yea even though YOU trust him, Reagan sure as hell doesn't. So <33 she'll just let you stay in there a few hrs and you can phone her when you're all done

LISTEN he wants to be repaired and yea sure you're probably one of the few people he trusts to repair him because... you're his human and he'd trust you with his life

BUT that doesn't mean he isn't uncharacteristically nervous about it

HE CAN'T EVEN PLACE WHY HE GETS SO NERVOUS WHEN YOU HELP PEEL AWAY THE DAMAGED CLOTHING BUT... HE IS.

Maybe it's because he's literally never been naked before <3 maybe its bc it's YOU and he's secretly worried you won't find him attractive. whichever it is, he won't stop drumming his fingers on the floor.

He has this Pinched Brow, 'I Don't Want To Show You I'm Nervous, So Instead I'm Gonna Scowl At The Ceiling' (TM) look while staring at the ceiling.

once you get a good look at him??

It's not what you were expecting, but also not Not what you were expecting, yknow??

The little tufts of artificial hair along the chest and stomach were a very nice, unexpected surprise <333 you didn't think Reagan would bother to include that - he isn't the biggest fan of it, but <333 you don't miss his Supressed Smug Grin when your eyes linger <33

OH AND THE TITS THE TITS WERE A VERY NICE SURPRISE.

'wowza are those puppies real'

'silicone actually'

(give them a honka honka and he'll actively battle to not start giggling like a child.)

PLEASE, THERES SO MUCH ROOM FOR JOKES, TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY.

OH AND

HE WONT ASK BUT,,, PLEASE GET NICE AND CLOSE <33 like kneeling, legs open w/ his torso between them while you do repairs?? <3333 maybe pausing every once and a while to give him a kiss on the neck?? <333 mmmm

most of the repairs are gonna be done w/ you opening up a plate on his back, so,,, having that closeness kinda make it all feel less clinical? Maybe some kisses here and there?? <333

The pain level is approximate to getting your teeth cleaned at the dentist?? Like a dull ache or itching soreness sometimes but overall he's,, not gonna be Whimpering and Whinging (tm) unless he wants to be dramatic

WHICH HE MIGHT DO LMAO. If you accidentally tug or snip the wrong wire, he'll Purposefully Glitch His Voice out just to freak you out, before bursting into laughter <3 what a little shit

EEE <333 BUT LIKE,,, AAA

<333 what if after repairs you just <333 held him for a bit and let your hands explore huh <333333 wouldn't that be neato <33

he'd never admit it but he's absolutely spent late nights just,, trailing his fingers along his stomach n sides pretending it's you. LISTEN HE'S TOUCH STARVED AS FUCK, THE CLOSEST HE'S GOTTEN TO A KIND TOUCH WAS BEAR-O KICKING THE SHIT OUTTA HIM LMAO HES COPING HOW HE NEEDS TO.

he really does melt into your touch <33 he couldn't begin to explain the feeling of Human Warmth vs His Own Warmth.

its,, like when youre in the bath and w/ a lose hand you start,,, swishing the water?? And you can feel the warmth ebbing n flowing between your fingers, the push-back of warm water? <333 yea its kinda like that.

JUST <33 some soft body worship??? Quietly kissing his stomach n chest while he runs his fingers through your hair?? You two ending up half-horizontal?? horizontal and KISSING?? HEEM FUCKING HEEM

YOU'RE CORRECT THERE'S SO MUCH WIREPLAY STUFF TO BE DONE <33. OH LORD.

he can't reach far enough back to mess with that area <333 which means he really doesn't expect how good it feels when you run your fingers along certain areas

Like ofc he's messed w/ his wires at his torso before bc it evoke some,, Very Nice Feelings - but it feels so unbelievably different to have you being the one touching him this time??

the,, specific feelings definitely vary?? Like if you're fiddling with the wires going to his cooling system he's not gonna have much of a reaction.

his motor though??? <333

It has a fan attached and <33 when you so much as graze one of the wires connecting to it you see that shit start SPINNING.

<333

HES REALLY THANKFUL THAT YOURE SUPER FOCUSED + CAN'T SEE HIS FACE BC... The expressions he's making to try and shut himself up?? <33

(you,, might be able to catch a flash of it in the reflection of the glass of his tube <3 fighting for his life)

IF YOU WANNA BREAK HIM??? Say you need to rework some of the wiring leading to his motor <33

is it a necessary repair?? I mean probably not. they're a little roughed up but they could probably last a few more months.

Is he gonna cum his brain out?? YEA BABEY AND THAT MAKES IT 100% WORTH IT

Best way to do this?? You two facing each other, arms coming around his sides - rest your head on his shoulder/cheek to cheek, and use the reflection in the glass to do the repairs <33

ITS NOT AT ALL EFFICIENT BUT <333 IT MEANS YOU CAN PAUSE TO KISS HIM AND WHISPER IN HIS EAR <333 plus he can hide his face in your shoulder when he gets embarrassed about how much noise he's making <33

BECAUSE OH BOY WILL HE BE MAKING NOISE <333

you're quite literally holding his heart in his hands. You're running your fingers so delicately against his very own copper veins-and-arteries. replacing old wires w/ new ones that evoke completely different sensations. this man is practically sobbing.

<333 the noises last about,, 5 minutes?? maybe 10 before he's no longer able to create anything more than a Record-Skip 'hh- h-hh h-' with the occasional choked-off moan when you connect a new wire <33

at the end of it <3333 just hold him for a bit, that's his aftercare.

<333 he's gonna need a solid While (tm) to be able to language again. or move. And even after he's able, he's gonna be Way To Flustered About How Unkempt He Got to say anything <333

Lots of gentle touches, maybe some soft words here and there? <3333 HE ISN'T USED TO SOFTNESS, THESE ARE THE RARE MOMENT HE LETS HIMSELF BE SOFT.

He'll absolutely return the favor (or do his best to because jesus fucking christ is THAT a tough act to follow lmao) but,, a short rest and some lovely words is such a nice buffer <3

THE 'DEVIL ON HIS SHOULDER' CONCEPT IS TOO GOOD <3333, especially bc,,, it's much easier to manipulate stuff from behind the scenes?? Why replace the president when you can just,, sow the seeds of evil in his mind?

problem with that is The Pres is as we like to say, A Silly Goose, and really doesn't want to be a bad guy?? HE DOESN'T EVEN /WANT/ POWER??

</3 like buddy didn't even ask for this, his family was just prepping him for this position since he popped out of the womb, and there was... no other option. He's just hoping to coast by the 4-8 years and then retire to a little house in the Bahamas where he can knit in peace.

A.B can be like 'oh but xyz will give you more power >:)' BUT THAT,, IS LITERALLY MEANINGLESS TO HIM. HE ALREADY HAS MORE POWER THAN HE EVER WANTED.

He can't even give A.B the presidency bc he'll just fucking blow up the earth or smth </3 and then how is he gonna learn how to crochet :(

i also love that i could thread this into my old idea of 'A.B replaces the president and then starts going batshit bc everyone is incompetent'... cause like,, what if the Actual Pres is just happy in his retirement?? LIKE HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO BACK EITHER, HE KNOWS HOW STRESSFUL AND SHITTY IT IS??? GOD IM SORRY I JUST LOVE THE IDEA THAT NEITHER OF THEM WANT TO BE THE FUCKING PRESIDENT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME.

NOBODY WILL STOP ME FROM MAKING THIS MAN KIND AND ENDEARING <3 NOT A SOUL ON EARTH. ALL OF THIS IS FANON AND I DON'T EVEN CARE <3

Bc we've been given zero info on him BUT he is already EXTREMELY 2-BRAINCELLED. This is all gonna be vv loose stuff off the top of my head, SO

HE NEVER ACTUALLY WANTED TO GO INTO POLITICS IN THE FIRST PLACE?? Like he came from an Extremely Rich Family, with a massive history in politics (senators, congressmen, etc), to the point that while it,, wasn't specifically said that he didn't have a choice, it was definitely implied.

(huh gee maybe him an A.B could bond over both being created and shoved into a specific role against their will. Maybe there could be some bonding there. Maybe brotherhood <3 MAYBE A LOVELY SIBLING RELATIONSHIP WHERE THEY LEARN FROM EACHOTHER)

Whereas A.B is,, very coordinated in general, This Fellow is a complete clutz.

HES JUST,, very tall, long legs, big hands, and two left feet </3

Constantly stumbling over himself, knocking things over - he's learned to keep all limbs in. It doesn't help that he's,, a bit of a nervous wreck?? All of this combined has given him the habit of holding his hands together in front of him?? Very Compressed.

the exception is,, Ballroom Dancing and Waltzing, bc his mother forced him to learn smdnsmd. She thought it would improve his coordination overall but,, nah now he just has A Skill He Rarely Gets To Use.

I love the idea of his 'First Lady' actually being a Cognito Agent who's there to keep him on script and in line </3 he tries to befriend her but she really isn't having it so he just stays outta her way smdnsd.

PEOPLE REALLY DO THINK HE'S MORE OF AN IDIOT THAN HE IS, AND HE USES THAT TO HIS ADVANTAGE A LOTTA THE TIME

like he may not be the brightest bulb, he knows that - he isn't curing cancer any time soon >:( but come on.

not in a weaponized incompetence kinda way - moreso in a 'Cognito Inc Has Given Up On Trying To Manipulate Me, Because I've Convinced Them I'm A Complete Moron'

LIKE WITH,, ANY PARTICULARLY EVIL STUFF COGNITO WANTED HIM TO DO,, HE'D JUST,, PURPOSEFULLY MISINTERPRET IT??? It was working pretty well for himself until they tried to replace him with a robot </3

(GOD I CAN'T DECIDE IF I WANNA CHARACTERIZE HIM AS A LITTLE TEENSY BIT EVIL??? Like nothing quite like A.B, where he wants World Domination - moreso he Doesn't Want Things To Change?? Like he's really sacrificed his entire life, every dream for the sake of his family's honor and getting into The Presidency ,etc ,etc.... So if,, smb tried,,, fucking with that??? He Might Go A Little Postal. I DUNNO THERES DEFINITELY ROOM TO EVIL UP THIS BASTARD. HAVENT DECIDED YET.)

HES SUCH A FUCKING SIZE QUEEN JESUS HE ISN'T EVEN SUBTLE ABOUT IT-

Like <333 no if he can tell you're packing he's gonna be trying to get in your pants and he's gonna be Bright Red the whole time <333

HE WANTS TO BE UNABLE TO WALK AFTER <333 HE FUCKS TO SURVIVE, COME ON. He doesn't just want sex, he wants the kind of sex where his brain Physically Cannot Function Enough For Him To Worry About Anything.

If when he sits himself down on your dick, his mind goes entirely blank because of just,, how much its stretching him??? <333 do you need a place to stay? Money? <333 he'll make you his in a heartbeat.

OH <33 THIS MAN RIDING YOU <333???? <3333

if you like vocal men you're gonna love JR Scheimpough bc,, he pulls no punches <33

YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO BE INSIDE HIM TO BE GASPING?? Like he could just be <33 in your lap while you two make out and you're gonna hear him panting like he's running out of air <3

His legs absolutely give out while he seats himself down on you <33 like,, he gets about halfway down your cock before his knees slip out from under him and he completely slams down on it.

He can't help it!! His legs get so stuttery when smths inside him <3

You may have to hoist him back up a bit, just to keep him steady <33 sorry his legs get super twitchy

HIS MOUTH IS RARELY CLOSED <333 always loose n open, mewling through every movement <3

IT MIGHT TAKE HIM A MINUTE TO SET A RHYTHM <333 BUT ONCE HE STARTS??

He could be half-dead and he wouldn't stop bouncing <333 its,, the kind of riding where you can feel how badly he needs it in every movement?

Like <333 his WHOLE body is getting moving into it?? His head is bobbing loosely, his hands wont stop grasping at your arms n shoulders - he might yank your hands onto his hips, to encourage you to Force Him Up And Down <333

No matter what he's gonna ask permission to cum <333 IF YOU REALLY WANNA MAKE HIM A MESS??? Say he isn't allowed, and watch him break <33

ITS GENUINELY HIS FAVORITE THING. The feeling of trying to stop himself and then Begging For Forgiveness when he can't help it?? Begging for you to let him keep bouncing, because he Promises He'll Be Good Next Time, probably sobbing??? <33333 if you pull that trick outta your sleeve you're his new favorite person. It's pure catharsis for him.

CUM IN HIM. That's <333 fucking signature on the lease to his heart. Just <33 slam his hips down and keep him there through the whole thing.

He shivers like he's been left in the cold <333 eyes completely rolled back, jaw completely loose - he probably curls inwards until his forehead is against your shoulder <333

GRKRK <333 little sobs of thanks too.

AAAAA SOME POST-SEX COCKWARMING WHILE YOU CUDDLE <333 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AFTER THE ADRENALINE DROPS OFF HE GETS SO STUPIDLY RED AND FLUSTERED. Just <333 quietly cooing about how good he was?? He <33 might start asking for another round smdnsd

GRKKRKGR <33 GOD I LOVE THE IDEA OF THIS MAN BITING DURING SEX YOU HAVE NO IDEAAAA.

like <33 he is BIG. He towers over most ppl - his maw is massive. he has a clear thing for power, violence and control. Of course he likes biting during sex.

To be fair, he rarely breaks skin - his teeth are extremely dull n rounded. It's,, moreso some very spread-out bruising??

he could, very easily - if he wantd he could probably clean-snap bone. he doesn't <3 because he knows his own strength and how to use it properly. <3 you're never in real danger around him, darlin'!

THE MAIN AREAS ARE NECK N SHOULDERS. Like just,, latching onto the point btwn em and digging his teeth in while he fucks you into next year?? <3

he much prefers,, Digging In and staying put rather than a bunch of small bites. <333 like another thing to pin you down? <333

IF YOU WANT HIM TO,, REALLY TAKE CONTROL?? He has no problem genuinely just,, closing his mouth around a section of your neck. He has fantastic control over his mouth <3

<333 his teeth just barely digging into your throat, tensing every once and a while when you start squirming?? <333

FUN THING ABOUT DOLPHINS - THEY'RE EXTREMELY SENSITIVE TO VIBRATIONS. Those little moans you make?? When his jaw is latched onto you, it feels like they're reverberating right through his bones <3333

OH EVEN LIKE,, ORAL?? if you're getting particularly fidgety he might pull back and Latch onto your thigh <3 feel the blood pulse under the skin, etc. <333333 he adores the way you tense up, all excited <333

OH AND HE'S SO STUBBORN N CARING AFTERWARDS <333 he's used to like,, super stubborn soldiers?? So if you start huffing about how 'you don't need ice, it'll heal fine'?? Nah he'll fuckin,, Alligator Death Roll you to keep u still while he takes care of it smdns. Or just like,, scoop you up in one arm while he tends your bruises w/ the other hand <333 he's gotta make sure his peach is taken care of, afterall!!