Cognition's Dreams

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

professor:

Contes et légendes du monde grec et barbare, Laura Orvieto Fernand Nathan, Editeur, Paris, 1958

méxico and argentina:

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

argentina:

argentina: 

arg: 

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.