I count my thoughts with coffee-spoons

The urge to bother my mutuals

reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to bother you <3

hey if you’re a frequent flyer in my notifications i probably recognize and appreciate you. btw

every character is transfem until proven otherwise

life gets better when you realise you can write the most vile, irredeemable, perverse fiction ever and no one can stop you

okay that post has migrated to the genuinely anti incest shipping part of this website how cooked am i.

when they hoist me up on my own petard you have to all murmur among yourselves that at least i had a fat juicy ass

my mutuals are intellectuals. scholars. just some will comment on the minutia of postmodernist society and others will say that old man bounces on it crazy style. and i sit my white ass down and listen

you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature

no fucking way it's canon jabber doesn't bath 😭

i have thoughts and they arent good

It's certainly a... choice on the part of Urana

hi hello i have locs 🙋🏾‍♂️i don’t wash often but i DO wash (once every 2-3 weeks). and thoroughly. there’s also regular maintenance (retwisting and moisturizing which i usually do once every six weeks) which is necessary if you don’t want to be dirty and matted. if you don’t do those things, you’ll just have to cut all your hair off in a few years. and it’ll also look like shit

and considering jabber lives in a literal world of trash with polluted air and water and he activelly goes out to search for weird and pretry much stinky substances, he would have to care even more, wouldn't he?

his hygiene has to be on point for his hair to look like that. i can concede that he doesn’t shower every day but ONLY when cthoni forces him to? not possible.