SkinnyBoy

Studies showed that DARE literally increased drug use

My DARE officer was arrested for possession with intent to distribute.

in elementary school the DARE officer mentioned that you shouldnt sniff sharpies or white-out and everyone in the back two rows immediately took out their sharpies and liquid white-out to see if they would get high DURING THE DARE PRESENTATION

Again, congrats to drugs for winning the war on drugs :)

glancing down at mens chest hair while theyre talking like it's cleavage

Things with no gay/queer rep can be progressive and groundbreaking actually and need to be part of the discussion of representation in media

“The world exists outside of you and your experience” is like literally half the point of representation! It's not just about seeing yourself. It’s about seeing people who are different than you, represented as whole characters with their own lives and stories. It’s about building compassion for people with experiences you might not be able to directly relate to.

To important not to share

One. More. Time.

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

my hairy booty hole

I love how medieval wizards would write shit like “We all know the testicles are controlled by the position of mars” just incomprehensible king, please continue.

i can assure you, my cock is nothing but a nuisance and a burden. it is not worth being excited about.

This website is free but by god we pay for it in other ways

A drunk guy at work kept pulling on the push door and couldn’t figure out why it wouldn’t open so he decided perhaps the bright red latch to the right of the door was the answer but the bright red latch was in fact the fire alarm.

I assume the door did open after that. The tragedy of drunken plans is not that they don’t work, it’s how they do.

It didn’t actually, there’s no button or mechanism to open the door except just… pushing it. It’s very obviously a push door. In fact one of the line cooks LEFT THE KICTHEN to open the door and shoo him out.

See? Pull red switch -> summon door wizard -> success.

You know what you have a point