Coffee with Ivy Greengrass

consider three apples. now consider what "three" means in the absence of any apples, a three totally divorced from quantity. and consider that when you aren't looking, the numbers fuck each other

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

GUYS SO YOU GO TO YOUR PAGE OR BLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE EGG LIKE IT US A PHOTO

bring back the habits that made you happy as a child. there’s no reason you should ever have to give up harmless things that bring you joy. you don’t have to age out of having fun. finger paint. write mediocre fanfiction and questionable poetry. put chocolate chips in your waffles. sing in the bath, and while working in the yard, and while washing your hands. hammer tunelessly on a piano. spin in circles until you fall down. climb a tree. just because you’re now in charge of your life doesn’t mean you’re expected to give up on the things that make life feel worth living

If I could impart one thing to a young adult - it would be this. This is literally the secret to being okay your entire life.

Funny how people are confusing “discrimination based on who you are” with “consequences for what you’ve done”...

Funny how people are confusing “discrimination based on who you are” with “consequences for what you’ve done”...

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

do you know how thrilled i was to realise this has audio and the audio is gorgeous???

Pls tell her thank you for me.

Working until you are too old to truly enjoy life should not be a goal we are okay with.

squeezing the blood of 90% of the population so the 1% can have a scrooge mac duck money bin isnt a sign of a developed economy, its a hallmark of french nobility about to be lined up for the ultimate haircut

me talking to my cat

It’s a boomer meme but it checks out