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Ify is in an episode of Game Changer. Zach and Jiavani are in The Good Place. Anna is in the timeloop. Demi is in a Charlie Chaplin film but that film is also a Mario 64 speedrun. Hannah Pilkes is having the day she always has but in the backrooms, and Catherine McCafferty is of course in As Above So Below.

ally beardsley is one of my favorite people to be in the dome because if they want they can be so buttoned up that margret encino is pulling off incredibly important story and battle tactics with just her cell phone but they can also be a business man in a three piece suit having sex with a dead clown that came from the abyss in the dirt. and i think that’s beautiful.

It’s all well and good if the CCOD finale wasn’t your thing but also I feel we are all forgetting something: this season was directly inspired by WWDITS. Ya know, the show that brought us “I drank the blood of some people and the people were on drugs and now I am a wizard.”? The one that had some good throughline emotional beats but was mostly Bit fuckin City? I mean Zac’s character was based on Zoolander!! Murph was a vampire who thinks he’s some sort of Batman!! THERE WAS A GHOUL HORSE NAMED GHORSE. Batchild swallowed a missile in the first episode! They wrote off multiple shit shows as “Banksy’s”!! If you wanted a serious season and got a silly one I get it. But you can’t pretend this was ever all that serious outside of Brennan’s signature capitalism and fascism sucks tropes. You can’t criticize something on criteria it never met (or really even intended to meet) in the first place.

sorry to anyone who doesn't like homebrew rules but im having a great fucking time watching 41 damage be rolled in vampire the masquerade against a sentient pine tree monster who just tried to kill bigfoot

Theres nothing funnier than Murph saying "Darkness man is laughing so hard he has to leave the room" with a completely straight factual voice.

i think we got both cody x darkness man and nancy danderhoof kissing darkness man's cheek in the ccod finale because brennan was flirting with maxwell through like four different npcs in cloudward ho and although he got close with torse, didn't really get to a canon relationship so now he's just out for blood

Let Darkness Man be the lead in a Hallmark Christmas movie rom com. He was made for the part. And the little Italian dog is there too.

second date idea: baptizing bingo together