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can’t believe brennan FINALLY romanced a murph pc. and it was fucking darkness man. and it was fucking MOON DUDE

kind of insane that we got canon murph pc yaoi and siobhan yuri in the same season…we used to pray for times like these

zac going "hey let me know if this is too weird and out there and ill do something else" about a pretty reasonable stretch of the male gymnastics ability truly 5 minutes after ally pulled that fuckin bullshit with the clown bit is. god thats so me. zac buddy. youre fine.

I'd also like to shout out Murph's truly unparalleled straight-manning abilities, because HJ trying to fuck a dying clown in a ditch is funny, sure, but Murph insisting Beardsley retake their turn is what pushes it over the top to unforgettable.

Ify is in an episode of Game Changer. Zach and Jiavani are in The Good Place. Anna is in the timeloop. Demi is in a Charlie Chaplin film but that film is also a Mario 64 speedrun. Hannah Pilkes is having the day she always has but in the backrooms, and Catherine McCafferty is of course in As Above So Below.

ally beardsley is one of my favorite people to be in the dome because if they want they can be so buttoned up that margret encino is pulling off incredibly important story and battle tactics with just her cell phone but they can also be a business man in a three piece suit having sex with a dead clown that came from the abyss in the dirt. and i think that’s beautiful.

It’s all well and good if the CCOD finale wasn’t your thing but also I feel we are all forgetting something: this season was directly inspired by WWDITS. Ya know, the show that brought us “I drank the blood of some people and the people were on drugs and now I am a wizard.”? The one that had some good throughline emotional beats but was mostly Bit fuckin City? I mean Zac’s character was based on Zoolander!! Murph was a vampire who thinks he’s some sort of Batman!! THERE WAS A GHOUL HORSE NAMED GHORSE. Batchild swallowed a missile in the first episode! They wrote off multiple shit shows as “Banksy’s”!! If you wanted a serious season and got a silly one I get it. But you can’t pretend this was ever all that serious outside of Brennan’s signature capitalism and fascism sucks tropes. You can’t criticize something on criteria it never met (or really even intended to meet) in the first place.