•madison•

i want to be the opposite of an influencer i want to use sex appeal to discourage people from buying things

Karl Marx

Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay

have you ever felt like you’re just not meant to be happy? reblog if you love Dr pepper

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

when you have no idea what the fuck is going on in class anymore